Gmeare @gmeare.bsky.social

Untrustworthy Swine

She/Her

Sometimes I like to go into a bathroom stall and pee under the divider into the next stall and watch the person in the stall over squirm to get away from the piss being trickled underneath their feet.
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offer is still up guys haha...
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Ants from up there on cd is so good I would let us slowly and passionately fuck my nonexistent pussy
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I went to heaven for a second and god was a super curvy femboy
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IM FUCKING TWEAKING AOH IM FUCKING TEWEAIKIN I TOOK EDIBLES IM FUCKIING TWESAIKGN okay I'm finished
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CHILL DAWG IT AIN'T THAT DEEP
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!!IMPORTANT!!

Introducing a new type of humour called: Florb Humour™.

How it works: To use Florb Humour™ you simply create a canvas with randomly generated shapes on it and add a random word as the caption. Here is an example of Florb Humour™:

soap
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*fucks you (you enjoy it)*
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I love sticky fat slobs who are gay flags
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bruh
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I got food at this place and the cashier called me boss. Is he stupid? I'm not his boss, I'm the customer. lol what an idiot.
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We need more crack addicts in the world.
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Hmmmm... I should write a book...
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She want me?
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*sits in chair*
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Cashier gave me a weird look
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I’m totally gonna soyface if I make it into heaven
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Bro really walking, what is this stepslop
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What if you’re getting freaky in the Pokéball and they send you out to battle mid freak?
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jemappelle baguette
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I have this room I like to call the “Zuckerberg room” where I have images of mark Zuckerberg covering the walls, floor, and ceiling. I go in there and lie naked on the floor talking to mark Zuckerberg (well, pretending to talk to him haha).
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If jigsaw asked you to throw it back sexual style to save your entire family, would you?
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If we line a bunch of people up then shoot the first one they would all fall down like dominos.
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I call my sperm my “mini eggs”
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WHAT HAVE J DONR
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Josh Kobza the kinda guy to live at 183 seeshawn lane
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if you need a shit while driving it's like getting a banana peel in mario kart because you can throw it onto the road and the other cars will slip on it
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Girls go to venus to cut off their penis
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These dogs are being REALLY loud. Would I be a bad person if I threw rat poison I’ve the fence?
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"I don't want to be a useless slob who wastes their day on tiktok"
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Bananagram. Anagram but banana.
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