Really useful engine.

Tractor protest just pulling up on the M3 between Navan and Dublin. About a km before the Dunshaughlin exit. I squeezed through just and no more. Avoid avoid avoid
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I take zinc supplements at night. Well, some nights. Some nights I'm like y'know what, maybe I don't want to dream the maddest, most vivid shit tonight. Last night was particularly rough. Opened a parcel with a live grenade in it with no pin, was running around in the dream with it for an hour
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We’re watching Casino Royale. Just at the bit where Bond is soundly beaten by Le Chifre at poker and takes a moment to consider his options, then goes
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We’re watching Casino Royale and honest to God, how the fuck did this lad get 00 status…?
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Starting to think not all these protestors are sound…
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🎶 It's got to beeeeeeeee....
🎶 alright
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Even my sponsored ads have given up on me. They’ve gone from ‘try this 8 week program that will get you in the shape of your life!’ to ‘here’s a tight Tshirt that will hold your gut in, you fat fuck’.
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Whoever runs RIP dot ie, can you make it so it doesn't autofill your own details when searching? Freaks my nut out to this day
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You merely adopted agricultural traffic disruption.
But I was born in it.
Moulded by it.
I didn't drive over 20 mp/h until I was a man.
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Bringing Greggs to the Republic of Ireland would heal a lot of wounds.
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If we wake up in the morning and the internet doesn’t work, that’s probably not a great sign right?
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"It took me ten minutes to get ready!"

Yeah it fuckin looks like it, pal
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I used to think it was amazing how I could be ready to go out in a fraction of the time it took a woman to get ready. Jump in the shower, do the hair real quick, throw on whatever and bam, out the door. Except now when I look back at old photos and I look like the wreck of the Hesperus in them all
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Well, you can consider me one hundred percent distracted from the Epstein files
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I’m in Emerald Park. Let me tell you, that Chu Chulainn coaster does not fuck around. Honesty one of the fastest I’ve ever been on, anywhere. You say to yourself, “how good can it be, it’s in Meath”. Then bammo you’re doing 90 on an express train to hell
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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice is on Disney Plus and we had a great time with it. A clever, midbudget, snappy dialogue gangster flick with Matrix/ Hong Kong gunplay. Honesty there was a time around the late nineties/ early aughts where you’d get a movie like this every three weeks. Now it’s a rare gem.
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Just got our electricity bill for the month and this house can kiss goodbye to mood lighting, that’s for sure
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Blu rays are DVDs
DVDs are Blu rays
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Let me tell you one thing, I can still remember the taste of the nachos I ate when I watched The Green Mile for the first time in the cinema on opening day.
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Take it again I blinked
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Watched Jason & The Argonauts today, possibly for the first time in 40 years. I remember peacing out when I was small, right when the skeletons showed up. Anyways, it doesn't end? Jason doesn't reclaim his kingdom? It all just stops? It's like if Lord Of The Rings stopped at the end of Fellowship!
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It's Good Friday, so there's only one movie to watch...
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IT HAS ARRIVAL !
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GREAT Friday
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We now enter the powerwashing portion of the long weekend
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Robocop is an Easter movie.
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Reposted by Gerry McBride
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The people who stole all those KitKats are currently behind bars.

That's it. That's all I got and it took me days to come up with it.
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