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Building affordable homes with @PlatformHg.bsky.social #Mentor
Non Exec Director Ongo & Chair @chcymru.bsky.social
RAF veteran. Hates cucumber.
Gair-eye-nt #Cycling
I was at a wedding yesterday, I overheard two little boys chatting when one of them leaned over to the other and asked, “How many wives can a man have?”
His friend answered, “Sixteen… four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.”
His friend answered, “Sixteen… four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.”
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I was making soup last night and the recipe called for 5 potatoes cubed.
125 potatoes seemed a bit excessive, doesn't it?
125 potatoes seemed a bit excessive, doesn't it?
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My wife asked me where we could go after Easter.
I said, “Norther, Souther… or Wester.”
Your choice.
I said, “Norther, Souther… or Wester.”
Your choice.
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They discovered an abominable snowman in the Italian mountains.
They’re calling it the Spag Yeti.
They’re calling it the Spag Yeti.
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There is no point in posting April fool jokes today. With everything that’s going on in the world, people will just say “Yeah, that could happen.”
In other news, I’ve agreed a deal with Palitoy to manufacture the 1960s old Welsh bloke version of their classic toy.
In other news, I’ve agreed a deal with Palitoy to manufacture the 1960s old Welsh bloke version of their classic toy.
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I just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.
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I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday.
We'll have that vacuum working again in no time.
We'll have that vacuum working again in no time.
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I had an interview earlier today:
Interviewer: What's been your greatest accomplishment in your current position?
Me: I was responsible for several new guidelines in the employee handbook.
Interviewer: That's impressive - what inspired you to create those guidelines?
Me: That's not what I said…
Interviewer: What's been your greatest accomplishment in your current position?
Me: I was responsible for several new guidelines in the employee handbook.
Interviewer: That's impressive - what inspired you to create those guidelines?
Me: That's not what I said…
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I’m not saying my mate is a bit thick, but when I asked him to spell orange he asked, “The fruit, or the colour?”
It kind of caught me off guard.
It kind of caught me off guard.
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