Doesn't even need to have commentary. Just direct quotes, in context.

Take my money.

Sounds perfect

Smarmy, cynical and liar have Vance's picture next to these entries in the dictionary.

Happy to be a guest contributor and write about his wanna-be Gilead Commander beard

The shit stain of SW Ohio.

I would hate subscribing to an “I Hate JD Vance” Newsletter as I subscribed

Uch I'm at a social security office and had to see his and his dumb boss's faces on the wall when I checked in 🤮
I will join your newsletter of hate