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We all serve under the Bikini Ayatollah
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just so we are totally clear. the day I hit 1k followers is the day I scrub my account and start all over again. Im not an "Up and comer" im exactly where I want to be
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IF. IT DOESN'T. INCLUDE. ALT TEXT. then your image doesn't exist. and if you share the post that doesn't include alt text, you're being a piece of shit.
i ain't being nice about this shit anymore. i'm so exhausted of people not giving a shit, man.
why the fuck should i be nice in my wording?
i ain't being nice about this shit anymore. i'm so exhausted of people not giving a shit, man.
why the fuck should i be nice in my wording?
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@tomokokuroki.bsky.social this joke made me think of you
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go adopt an emporer penguin. adopt 2 and ask them to fuck consensually ofc
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We still need help getting groceries and it'd make it so much simpler for me to get stuff to make softer meals post tooth extraction! ❤️ 🦷
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sorry, I just really need any help one can spare. Thank you for your patience and understanding ♡
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dig up the bones of every president and put them all on trial. not satire
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do you believe me to be weak? do you think i fear the gods? you believe i am icarus; nay, i am the very sun that burns away the pride of those who fly beneath
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what about. hear me out. A retelling of Gulliver's Travels starring Godzilla
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if white people landed on an alien planet. and the aliens hated them. would it be a racism or are the white people colonizers?
what about in reverse? if an alien landed inside a white person, who would cheer first? 🙋♀️
what about in reverse? if an alien landed inside a white person, who would cheer first? 🙋♀️
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