Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social

If you know me in real life no you don’t 🤗

Adults only 🔞

I’m him

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
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yes and I won’t shut up about them
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the best move is Jurassic Park because all the dinosaurs were lesbians
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because it’s about straight people
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The Godfather
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I saw cuatro leches cake at the grocery store and I need to know what the secret fourth milk is
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I knew this intellectually from looking at the recipe but now that I see it 2 1/2 cups is a LOT of honey 🍯
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I mean watch tv while I shove a ball of gelatin up my ass to block the poop
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oh I forgot to put in the alt text that I was sucking in a little bit 🥴
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yes sometimes I bring my iPad into the bathroom so I can watch tv while I d**che
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how is this egg supposed to fit up my butt to stop from pooping on people during sex 😩
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world’s largest what now?👂
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wow what a great suggestion I never thought of that why not just move to another country it would be so cheap and easy and possible for me to do that wowowowow
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with as many parts of my body as possible, yes
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Gavin Newsom is a real piece of shit huh
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“How do you get to Carnegie Hill?”

“Prictice, prictice, prictice.”
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I’m probably not going to have enough time to go to the lounge 😩
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Travel makes me feral and I am crossfaded on this flight hoping I can cruise someone in the skylounge on my layover
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“The same ole Rahm Emanuel”
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“potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate” well someone has to drop out first I guess
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Just found out that dear friends of mine know one of my favorite YouTubers, so I’m just reiterating that if you are friends with someone I am parasocially in love with, you are required to tell me!! 😩
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About to embark on a 12+ hour journey to try to make it to NYC by tomorrow morning, send tots and pears 🙏
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Cameron Diaz:
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do you suppose he realizes he just wrote a billion people’s posts for when the day comes
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I read 1984 in 5th grade and interpreted it as straightforward speculative fiction of if Germany had won World War II
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wow I didn’t know tops knew any 4 syllable words
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The State of the Union address if the president were a Bactrian camel:
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i searched “magic” in my photos and this is what it came up with, so
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not this being fully true
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You know what they say, “jack off all trade, masturbate some” or something
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Zeus whenever he got horny:
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