Aliens: “Take us to your leaders.”

Earthlings: “Are you going to take them away or otherwise rid us of them?”

Aliens: “What? No!”

Earthlings: *break down in tears*
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I still kind of want to do non-canon, low-sci-fi near-future humans arriving in Sak's setting. Except instead of humanity sending its finest, it's just a bunch of low-level civil servants who are *extremely* under-qualified for unintentional first contact.
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