*LUKE SKYWALKER’S WIFE

But also that time Sana Starros was introduced as Han Solo’s wife, and fan sites went crazy, but they failed to mention that it was a sham marriage that only existed for the sake of a heist. Sana is actually lesbian!

April 10, 2026 - 16:20 UTC

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The articles: “STAR WARS REVELS THE EMPIRE’S ACTUAL ARCHITECT”

The comic: Imperial minister of propaganda has an overblown opinion of herself, thinks her wits built the Empire more than the Emperor did. Her assassination plot has already failed and Vader is on his way to lightsaber her head off.
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