Starting the European Union War Party. Federalise the currency and the armies, allow millions of refugees, hyperspeedify the accession of at least twelve new member states and use the resulting positive economic output for blatant warmongering at the expense of "Russia" and "America"

January 24, 2025 - 20:04 UTC

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really 2014 and 2016 should've been enough to convince people to do this but if 2022 and 2024 aren't I'm not sure what is
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where do i sign
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EuroGaullism is the only game in town. When the CDU shift to it, and Pistorius brings the SPD with them, Rheinmetall will step forward into that German capacity gap.
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I want 5000 Exocet missiles by March
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Friends fear he is French Revolution-posting again
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The French had liberté, egalité, fraternité. We have hanba, zrada, peremoha.
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Federationism is the new word of the day
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Hey, just make sure to Marshall plan us after if you don't mind
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Rhode Island needs to go back to its rightful status as a province of Portugal
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Enough taking history lying down
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This but unironically. “Neither Washington nor Moscow” but seriously
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You need to make a unified high speed jet, at least 3 aircraft carriers, I have nanny suggestions on a EU army
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3? I want the EU to be churning out carbon copies of the EUSS We Built This Yesterday along with an entire destroyer escort and five supply ships per. One per. quarter at a minimum.
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So the Mitterrand, the Willy Brandt, and the Juan Carlos?
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So, can we get to 12 through the obvious choices?

Bosnia
Serbia
Montenegro
Albania
North Macedonia
Kosovo
Ukraine
Georgia
Moldova
Scotland
Wales
...
I guess #12 is probably Armenia?
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Great Britain, Turkey, Morocco, Unironically Kazakhstan.
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If we're imagining a democratic enough Serbia to join, surely Turkey can come too?
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For optics reasons the troops stationed in Russia should be Polish or Portuguese or anything but Germans
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germans only allowed in support roles, not one german gets a gun. just in case they get ideas.
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Give that honour to the Baltics and Finland, they fuckin' earned it.

And the Poles because I don't think you could stop them if you tried
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honestly, godspeed
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War Economy time. The Baltic Sea is now a giant boatyard.
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But like, actually.
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As a scared American in Germany at the moment who does NOT want to go back, yes.
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They don't have the industrial base for what you're envisioning. Would also require a significant investment in military spending by member states. Plus you'd never get unanimity because at a minimum Hungary wouldn't go along.
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War needs to be practiced somewhere :V
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Juche with European characteristics
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We've already got SEVERAL warm water ports!
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yes but I want Russia to be just Moscow again
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Imagine going back in time to the Cold War and telling people that you come from a time where there’s a possibility of WWIII being Russia and America vs. the world
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Funnily enough, I think there would be a non-insignificant number of Europeans who would have went 'aye, figures'
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with how Trump is getting buddy-buddy with Xi, there's a genuine possibility of a Russia-China-USA axis forming within this decade which feels insane to think about now but if you got someone from WW2 they'd be like "yeah that figures" lmao
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Who would the 12 be....12? Bosnia, Kosovo, Albania, Montenegro, Moldova, Macedonia, Ukraine, Georgia (?), ... Greenland, Canada, Scotland, ... Cabo Verde?
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Nice call with Cabo Verde. That's given me an idea: how many Caribbean countries could we get do you think?
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Bosnia, Kosovo, Albania, Montenegro, Moldova, Macedonia, Ukraine, Georgia, Greenland, Canada, Scotland, the rUK

Mexico, maybe Tunisia and Algeria
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