“I haven’t been real in months….”
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I’m so fuckin salty, someone’s made a scam email account.
I Do NOT have a waitlist (my books are open indefinitely, times are slow so I’m happy to hear from anyone!)
I only ever ask for 100$ deposits, never more or less.
Natalie.Tattoos1 is a SCAM email
So sorry for any confusion
I Do NOT have a waitlist (my books are open indefinitely, times are slow so I’m happy to hear from anyone!)
I only ever ask for 100$ deposits, never more or less.
Natalie.Tattoos1 is a SCAM email
So sorry for any confusion
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This April Fools, instead of tricking you I've made my target a single person.
Let me tell you the story of how I not only wasted a scammer's time for days, but scared him really bad by making him live through a bespoke body horror story (🧵)
Let me tell you the story of how I not only wasted a scammer's time for days, but scared him really bad by making him live through a bespoke body horror story (🧵)
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SHE NEVER USED IT, SO NOW IT'S YOUR TURN 🐀 🐀 🐀
To celebrate April 1st, we're officially releasing* Vex's Cloak of the Scuttling rat in kigurumi form!
Wrap yourself in designer were-rat fur that temporarily transforms you into a rampaging rodent!
*as soon as we get our portal to Exandria working
To celebrate April 1st, we're officially releasing* Vex's Cloak of the Scuttling rat in kigurumi form!
Wrap yourself in designer were-rat fur that temporarily transforms you into a rampaging rodent!
*as soon as we get our portal to Exandria working
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We’re watching the old show “Banshee” & listen… it’s not helping my crush on Antony Starr. #AntonyStarr remains in my top five & hasn’t budged in like… over a decade. The whole “he looks like a wolf” thing hasn’t helped… nor has the Homelander look (not the character… even I have limits).
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Does anyone wanna give me 1200$ for a tattoo? It’s with a semi-famous tattoo artist that has a three year waitlist.
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I’m beginning to understand why old people dislike a lot of shit.
No, I shall not be elaborating.
No, I shall not be elaborating.
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LET'S GOOO!!!
Scientists just announced that they brought Trilobites back!
After aeons of slumber, it's time to give them back the world they rightfully deserve :) That's why they're releasing a few million out into the wild!
Scientists just announced that they brought Trilobites back!
After aeons of slumber, it's time to give them back the world they rightfully deserve :) That's why they're releasing a few million out into the wild!
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Want to check out the first installment of my new comic The Battalion? It's a free post on Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/154004892
www.patreon.com/posts/154004892
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Pueraria suffocata, known as smotherwort, is the fastest-growing species of plant. This vine of the kudzu family can, under ideal conditions, spread 10 meters per day.
People living in areas where this species is invasive are advised to close their windows at night to avoid accidental asphyxiation.
People living in areas where this species is invasive are advised to close their windows at night to avoid accidental asphyxiation.
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I kiss the Wishlist feature @bpal.bsky.social for days like today. I want the new Friday the 13th, but to get it I have to empty my cart I’ve been using as a Wishlist.
Taking 4,000$ of perfume out of a cart is harder than putting it in.
Taking 4,000$ of perfume out of a cart is harder than putting it in.
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Basically, I’m saying just let me come get fucked up at #TheStag.
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Also, I have loved Peter Serafinowicz since #BlackBooks & I saw a VERY TALL dashing Englishman. I have a type. (The dark jacket, the shaggy hair, it was unfair)
But I promise if I got to be on the show, I’d behave (because I’m not insane about my love for the man) but C’MON! #PeterSerafinowicz
But I promise if I got to be on the show, I’d behave (because I’m not insane about my love for the man) but C’MON! #PeterSerafinowicz
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Watching #MillionDollarSecret on @netflix.com & listen, I have anxiety & weird morales but for a million dollars? I CAN LIE BETTER!
PUT ME IN THE NEXT SEASON #NETFLIX & not just cause The Stag is gorgeous & I want to go to there, but I’m also poor as hell. I need a million dollars. LOL
PUT ME IN THE NEXT SEASON #NETFLIX & not just cause The Stag is gorgeous & I want to go to there, but I’m also poor as hell. I need a million dollars. LOL
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The Dracula cover I worked on is finally revealed.
I am very stoked about this project, because doing a cover art for a classical book is a dream I didn't know I had, and also because they agreed to have the cover art minimalistic and elegant, and I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
I am very stoked about this project, because doing a cover art for a classical book is a dream I didn't know I had, and also because they agreed to have the cover art minimalistic and elegant, and I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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In these horrible times, I feel like finding a grown man with curly hair, tattoos I can colour in, the aesthetic of someone who could slay a city with a sword, & the quite aura of a man yearning to cuddle on the couch with the woman he loves. I have so many soft blankets…
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For the last fucking time, my userpic is my BALDUR’S GATE 3 CHARACTER! She isn’t genAI.
*sobs in D&D*
*sobs in D&D*
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Rocky the rock troll. This was a huge one in terms of feeling like I was in control of the painting, and it only took me more than a decade to get there.
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On a very basic level, the idea that people are fearful, judgemental, and so violently censorious about nude bodies disturbs me more and more each day.
You were not born wearing clothes. Your natural state is nudity. The nascent state of all humanity is nude, unclothed, naked.
You were not born wearing clothes. Your natural state is nudity. The nascent state of all humanity is nude, unclothed, naked.
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The Feast of the Rose is here!
Fallen London's free festival of affectionate activities, nuptial phantasies, burgeoning romance… and a dash of scorn.
Tend to the business of your heart through 'Celebrate the Feast of the Exceptional Rose', available throughout London.
www.fallenlondon.com
Fallen London's free festival of affectionate activities, nuptial phantasies, burgeoning romance… and a dash of scorn.
Tend to the business of your heart through 'Celebrate the Feast of the Exceptional Rose', available throughout London.
www.fallenlondon.com
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