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My new brain dr. called me a nerd. :(

Ok, so no she didn't do that but she was like "wow, you get really excited about science" lol
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Star trek is so fun. Directly after the super intense episode that's basically "debate club discusses if Data should be allowed to live" we get "Wesley dates a were-bear"
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Had to do a vegetation quadrat survey today, & on the way home realized a ladybug had hitched a ride on me because it was trying to EAT MY ARM. Never been mauled by a ladybug before
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Oops forgot to add 🍜
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Homemade ranch even with dried herbs is bonkers
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I need a macro lens because I want to share all the cute little critters I just saw visiting my globe mallow
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Wdym trees are gonads
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I'm finding plant reproduction confusing
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I've bitched about shows being too dark, but the opposite, shows being over lit is even worse. It makes it all so flat & fake looking and gives me a headache when the light isn't matching where the light sources ostensibly are
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Every picture of Orban makes me think of this scene
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One of the most amazing people I've ever worked with had been a programmer for NASA back when computers still used punchcards. She's fucking brilliant & still talks about it as when she was "a secretary at nasa" Here's a hand for all of the people placing the stones that led here, recognized or not!
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Not a terrible idea, I mean, look at all the amazing musicians who learned by playing guitar hero...
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Gotta love all the accounts that post debunked AI shit, & even with all the comments pointing it out they leave it up & get 3k+ likes. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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hey here's a pic of my little cat watching space stuff w me
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They should make captions for audio books, for people who prefer reading to listening
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Me:

Someone:

Almost Everyone:

Extremely guilty creeps sweating profusely: I wasn't actually friends with Epstein & it's just a coincidence we exchanged lots of emails OK?
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Oh no... the excuse I was looking for to get one of those xteink pocket devices & figure out removing drm from my existing library so I never have to use the amazon website again... oh gosh, just so awful to get this final push...

Fuck you Bezos.
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of study because the college has deemed it too "woke" (art, social studies). Everyone but the business & marketing majors feels under attack already. That said there are protests & organizing still very much happening. Give the kids a break though. Ask why our electeds aren't doing more to help
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Also, I find it very strange how the media is laser focused on what college students are or aren't doing. This is a small portion of the population trying to navigate strange times, worrying if your career is obsolete (comp sci, env sci, etc..) or if your university is going to eliminate your field
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Yesterday my college sent an email begging the CEOAS students not to drop out, with a list of alternate jobs to consider if we were preparing for a government job. Very depressing. Literally a list of "if you wanted to get into NOAA consider this, NPS these, USFS, EPA, NIH etc..."
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They should make captions for audio books, for people who prefer reading to listening
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Ate dinner kinda early, spouse was like, "I kinda want desert, wanna go to McDonald's & get dissapointed the ice cream machine is broken?"

Folks, you will never believe what happened next...
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Watching a show filmed in CA & there was a spotted dove in the background. Escaped pet or is there a feral colony?
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Zala has figured out if you aren't playing with her that she can loop a blanket or rope over one of your limbs & force a game of tug-o-war anyway
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at Jurassic Park. The dinosaurs didn't escape in that 3rd one but I was having to deal with a woman really irate her booking was fucked up
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I got asked a week ago what kind of nightmares I have, & had to be like "it really varies". Over the last 3 nights I've had nightmares about: finding out all the charities I was donating to were actually conservative PACs, rescuing a mouse but I trip & its head falls off, & working customer service
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Watching x-files. This seems so fake. Nobody posts on twitter, they travel on normal planes, & at no point does Mulder deck himself out in his own merch. It's ridiculous
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