Have just been reminded of possibly my worst book lending story, where the book was returned to me with a spider squashed between two of the pages. The lender did not mention this.

It haunts me to this day and I think I was... maybe 14 when it happened.
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It was not a small spider. It was very very squashed. Do not do this.
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message received, i'll collect squashed moths instead
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This is the gag in at least a dozen Garfield comic strips, I'm sure.
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I would yeet the book so hard. 🙈 I have this kind of stuff happen with library books, not a fun surprise. 😱
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