carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social

rabble arouser

the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
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double level ovens are a bourgeois excess, everything can be cooked all at once at 375 °
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aaron rupar in 3 years
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one of the nurses was like “those kids bounce back pretty quick, just a thought” lol I’m not running over my child you cretin
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two weeks ago our son stepped in front of me on my bike so I ate shit rather than hit him and I hurt my balls so bad I didn’t even know I fractured my elbow until just now lol
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Don’t impeach the president it will distract from our focus on his corruption is so funny lol
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Iran is telling Trump in this little lego video that they have all the Epstein files.

That they saw everything.

“You claimed you never went. You went 40 plus times.”
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just shave it off man, it’s like ripping a band aid off but for your self esteem, I promise you
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prime example of guys who just need to shave it off
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it’s so weird how the editor & founder of liberal currents looks exactly like how you’d imagine him to look
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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Sneaking my own tarot deck in when getting my fortune told, each card has more swords than the last

She's like "3 of swords" and I slam down my 4 of swords. Bam, who's winning the fortune now.
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#StupidSuez | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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Time to start up the discourse. Trump betrayed Israel and he must be impeached.
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top five (reverse chronological)

- trump: 'just "hangin' around"
-biden: 'We finally beat Medicare'
-obama: 'Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately? See what they charge for arugula?'
-clinton: 'It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.'
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'just "hangin' around" is an all timer. going into the top five pres quotes list
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what if when the Artemis II crew splashes down into the ocean and they get out of the capsule and then a shark bites them
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social
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People accusing Chuck Schumer of just sitting there writing strongly worded tweets are wrong. They are not even strongly worded
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and to think we could have prevented a nuclear war if certain leaders of a certain party were brave enough to stand against genocide
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kpop stans are posting IP addresses bc someone called their idol a drug addict at this point i’d rather have kpop stans leading the democratic party
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too bad the dems shot their impeachment wad on mueller, lol
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In a shocking twist, impunity has emboldened a narcissist to descend into full megalomania
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#tuesdaymotivations
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if any member of congress is brave enough to 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, bruce springsteen will prob write a cool song about you featuring tom morello
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ceej @ceej.online
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pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space
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shut the fuck up about the 25th amendment, anyone in congress could go resolve this with a butter knife
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cold out today
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many such cases of “shit or get off the potty” syndrome happening in congress right now
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“Yeah we’re the opposition party— opposed to all these taxes on the middle class, hey-yo”

[president announces he’s openly plotting war crimes for the 25th time in two days]
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you are assigned to one of many official PDS entryways when start an account, occasionally the one you are on has issues, generally not a site wide thing so chill out I guess
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the word is divorced than any real meaning it’s just more palatable than dropping slurs
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liberals use ‘tankie’ the same way republicans use ‘woke’ lol
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