imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol
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Ive waged no wars, why is God screening my calls
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I maintain that the Pope should send JD Vance to hell. He canonically has the power to do this as vicar of Christ.
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Iโ€™m not even Catholic and Iโ€™ve still always tried to be the kind of person the Pope could at least tolerate
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I was brought up in the 95 Theses religion (have since left), but being a good person is a fairly low bar.
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God willing the Couchfucker is gonna get excommunicated harder than he humps cushions
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To give credit where due because I know I have serious issues with the Catholic Church; this is the first time I've ever heard a priest (yes I know he's the pope) clearly state that jesus/god does not listen to prayers for harm. In 50yrs it's the 1st any have been that direct & clear. About time.
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I like this new Pope
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This is the sort of shit that makes me almost proud to have been confirmed with the Holy Spirit in me, even if Iโ€™m a lapsed Catholic in many ways & am agnostic in even more ways

(something something Pascalโ€™s Wager)
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It's even funnier when you see Catholic American conservatives go "The Pope should mind his own business", why are you Catholic if you don't like the most defining element of Catholicism
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Yeah that would suck
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this century of American Humiliation is forcing me to support the Papistry
what is happening to me
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The โ€œShining City on a Hillโ€ has been burnt to the ground. Itโ€™s immoral. And strategic idiocy. My latest. โฌ‡๏ธ
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/has-americas-character-been-turned
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@johnfugelsang.bsky.social calls this Pope "Southside Leo" and "the deepdish Pontiff"... I love this man; he makes me with I were Catholic. Depending on how many years His Holiness lived outside the U.S., he might be eligible to run for POTUS. Now wouldn't that make for an interesting campaign? ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Waiting for the excommunication though. Then we'll start a new war on the Vatican.
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Critical that we specify that it's Malort Pope. That would be rough.

We've had some Popes where I'd say the feeling is mutual.
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Guess he really isn't going to heaven
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Oh gawd they gonna whack the pope in Jesus' name ..
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They're calling Permter Theil a heretic too
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fat pope thin pope is OUT lover pope hater pope is IN
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I would lay down & die if the Pope subskeeted me like this
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as ive gotten older i don't necessarily wish for harm to people if i pray at all; it's just more that i wish for people to get the fuck out of the way. im just tired

whether that getting out of the way results in harm or not to them....outta my hands ยฏโ \โ _โ (โ ใƒ„โ )โ _โ /โ ยฏ
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begging Chicago Pope to do the funniest thing ever and excommunicate JD Vance
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Like directly. What a burn if you really felt yourself Catholic
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it's like he's baiting trump directly into posting about it lmao. do it man, trash the pope in a truth social post PLEASE i wanna see this crash out
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More people need to call on the Catholic Church to publicly excommunicate JD Vance.
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Newspapers should start doing "rando in a diner" type interviews but with liberal Christians all feeling relieved that this pope is sick lmao
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Imagine being nearly 80 years old, with shitty health, and the pope tells you youโ€™re going to hell when you die.
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I am convinced Trump personally called the Vatican and demanded to be Pope after the last one died and they all hate him now
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