𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

Pinned

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

3d

"𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚞𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎"

1

0

158

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

3h

𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚙

3

0

17

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

9h

𝙴𝙴𝙱𝚈 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙱𝚈

2

0

32

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

10h

Scooter from The Muppets and Mr Smithers from The Simpsons are an example of the same energy in it's good and evil forms.

0

10

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social

11h

0

54

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

11h

Fuck yeah, WW3 is back on! How is it gonna happen now? Us attacking a Chinese ship leaving Hormuz? A gross over-use of power the international community can't ignore?

Who knows in chaos hell Nation led by evil breeders?

1

0

6

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com

17h

outside in a robe smokin a bong and feelin the wind 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 🤸🏻‍♂️🥰

5

0

46

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

David @davidphx84.bsky.social

18h

"My cloaca!"

22

30

1293

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

21h

To not be left out on the suspensions, I just want to say that I would like to remake "It's A Wonderful Life" except about Sam Altman.

Then at the end, everyone agrees life is better with him dead so he gets dragged into hell by rape-demons and everyone breaks into a Christmas party.

0

5

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

0

13

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

0

19

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social

1d

15

36

4480

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

0

1

51

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

#SausageSqualorSaturday

0

1

5

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

Huh? Am I secretly a dragon? I think I am.

1

0

5

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

This washes. Definitely correct.

1

0

4

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

My man here is doing the hard work so that we can stay informed.

0

4

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social

1d

clowncore is called that cause it’s clowns that have very strong cores, they all have six packs

1

0

21

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

Everything Bagel seasoning is just some Jewish dude trying to copy Za'atar, failing.

Yet he still said "close enough for these shlubs".

0

5

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

The Daily Shitposter @thedailyshitpost.bsky.social

1d

The Church of @blerrycat1.bsky.social is sweeping the land by storm! This THIS our new Messiah? We go undercover to figure just WHAT is happening with the CHURCH OF BLERR

5

1

25

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

Lost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social

1d

Im a goblin pimp. Not by choice but out of necessity.

3

0

11

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

1d

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

2

1

131

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

2d

𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃

2

3

307

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

2d

░T░h░e░ ░F░e░a░r░™░

1

0

11

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

Holden Disperra, not involved in piss drinking @punishedholden.bsky.social

2d

Why would you watermark this?

2

0

18

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social

2d

COMMIT
TO
THE
BIT!

0

4

Reposted by 𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣

The Daily Shitposter @thedailyshitpost.bsky.social

2d

SHOCKING CONFESSIONS AND DNA SECRETS REVEALED

In what we're calling the BIGGEST STORY OF 2026:

badposter.lol drops bombshell that HE, not Charlie, is the REAL FATHER of all of Erika Kirk's children\! DNA evidence backs up the raccoon's claims as shocking maternity photos come to light.