It’s like you try to think of the most random thing you can with him and there’s no way you thought of something half as good.
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Look! He’s doing the thing (angering Serbs)
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no one can match him at this
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All headlines about him are mad libs.
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In my mind, I’m seeing Adams and Santos brainstorming together
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Thats what Albania needs, swagger.
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New York is the Tirana of America
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Beat me to it 😁
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now he's a subject of Queen Regent Alexandria
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NOT on my bingo card for my former mayor.
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Eric Adams getting drunk on raki while doing a folk dance in times square
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I still think my Mayor Eric Adams as Truman Show-style reality show idea would’ve been a big hit.
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Stavvy is going to have a field day with this lnr
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So is he who we're trading for Adil this time? www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqW-vLoTmzk
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“No further details have yet been made public regarding the reasons or procedures behind the granting of citizenship”

Teeheehee
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The details are he will be living in north Macedonia
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this would be a top answer if family feud had the category “make up a podcast riff about Eric Adams”
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‘Former Mayor Adams now an integral part of furry community politics’
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The future of the Democratic Party...of Albania.
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What if - and hear me out here, this is pretty outlandish - he came out and said leprechauns were real and he had cooked and eaten one?
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Is he the Florida man of the north
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You think “Eric Adams fights a panda” and are like ok nothing will be more out of leftfield than that
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Did he ever end up cooking a leprechaun or what?
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Does this mean he’s friends with Dua Lipa now?
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I hope Turkmenistan is next
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What did I do today? Went to that new sandwich place down the street, got the Reuben, it was solid. What about you Eric?

Eric Adam: became Albanian
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"So he's going to prison?"
"No, we've arranged for an exchange for one of our own men caught in Albania."
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Albanias flag goes hard as fuck
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he just continuously looks like that one drag queen out of costume
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Did this have anything to do with a prediction market?
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No extradition from there?
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Eric Adams has been named "Bun King" at the annual Cinnabon parade in Skopje this year and will carry the coveted frosted scepter
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It's just further proof that he listens to @nogodsnomayors.com
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