Eric Adams is like Alex Jones to me. If he wasn't so problematic he would be fucking awesome. Sadly both men come with giant deal breakers that I just can't overlook.

Completely normal day of Albanification.

He's got a plan. Gonna get that leprechaun.

Eric Adams truly has The Jester’s Privilege.

I wonder if he speaks the Gheg or Tosk dialects in Albanian.

Albania has a history of guys just self-proclaiming themselves the King of Albania and then being absolute dictators and i feel like Eric would enjoy that.

how was your weekend, Eric? doing anything cool?

Eric: it was chill, not much to speak of. oh yeah i did go to Riker's Island to get baptized by Reverend Al.

He's like a zany sitcom character:

"Oh, Eric!" "That's me!"

*Cue studio audience laughter and cheering, losing their fucking minds, tearing out the seats from their hinges