couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

March 30, 2026 - 19:51 UTC

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I want to be their friend.
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Them again? This is the 12th time this year! They are just too good to get caught. I think we should make a movie about the chocolate heist
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I mean, we gotta prep for Easter somehow
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alaskan bull worm ass term
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That's funny as hell. Rest in piss Nestlé. Choke and die
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(I regret to inform anyone else wondering, that that is in fact from a satire account)
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but it sounds like something she would say and that's what matters
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Liz Truss's entire premiership was a bad satire. (But yes even she isn't that stupid 😬)
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These days its becoming increasingly harder to tell because reality has become utterly bonkers.
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Of course. Too good to be true.
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Are you sure? This is liz truss we are talking about.
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The fact that she has a "Liz Truss Show" sadly is NOT satire.
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Cool that means i know who can get me some free kitkats!
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giorno is dealing kitkats instead of drugs now
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Actal LOL. Do you think the underground transgender mafia has secret links to the Anti-Growth Coalition?
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No wonder the lettuce outlasted her
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Where can I get the Trans chocolate hook up? Looking for the Mint Dark Chocolate and the Mochi flavors….
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Can confirm this is real. I'm part of that mafia /j
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I mean, it's less that I'm not trans and more that I'm diabetic or I'd join.
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Oh my god this is literally “transgender immigrants are dropping sexy M&Ms from Chinese balloons”
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least obvious unrelated stray thrown at trans people by conservatives for literally no fucking reason
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Liz Truss is a rotted head of lettuce
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They're inventing sentences that have never been said before
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where are the kitkats biz. you are clearly hiding them... where. are. they.
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We're gonna run out soon at this rate
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THIS … Is Britain‘s equivalent to Dipshit Donny’s press secretary.
This one’s called “Karen LettuceHead!”
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I would totally watch that movie.
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Liz Truss ... Hmm, wasn't she someone once?
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No wonder the lettuce won.
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Time to get on the good side of the underground transgender mafia! 👍

"Conservatism" really is a mental illness isn't it?
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"Satire" is no longer possible.
These sites are just the "real news", outlets like "The Daily Mirror" and "The Times" are the jokes.
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so like how did they come to this conclusion
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Does Liz Truss have dementia, too?
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I only eat underground transgendered mafia chocolate!!! Fuck the normies
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Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! What the actual FUCK!!!

This Bullshit is completely on TRUMP and his fucked up administration for spreading such BULLSHIT about Transgender People!!

I am SICK of the LIES and Bullying for a community of Lovely People that DONT deserve this treatment!!
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How did she get elected let alone be PM for even day.
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Because there are a great many stupid and willfully credulous people in this country. The next PM (Zac?)needs to concentrate on education. Particulary the progeny of Daily Mail readers.
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Truss descending into madness. Or, since she is perfectly cynical, the performance of madness.
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Wait, are Italian KitKats *good*?
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Underground Transgender Mafia would go hard as a band name
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Kit kats > lettuce > Liz
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Kit Kats ARE good tho…
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deadlock i think
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I've gone to events because they gave away far worse candy.
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She has a problem with transgender but obviously have no problems with robots in a (kinda) human form.

This is a joke right? It is an AI nightmare designed to drive us mad?
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"transgender" is not a noun
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We (yes, you and me) are ALL (as in everybody) in on the KitKat Heist (as in stealing Kitkats) and the Underground (as in hidden) transgender mafia
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I've been seeing references to this, and my thought was just that--if you don't want anyone to be trans ever again, don't make it sound so cool. I mean I don't know if I would qualify for membership but I'd apply.
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Can someone please explain how she managed to be PM.
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Honestly, I hope they did do it 🤷‍♀️
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they are saving them for pride
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She is so bonkers it’s hard to tell fact from fiction with her.
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..hey..uhh, y-you got any K2?
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Why would we do that? Why would we do any of that?
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Sure you could: they might have stolen Toblerones!
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"Oceans' XY"
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lmao this woman holds sway over how our lives are governed that so neat
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I want my share of the haul
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fr fr, where's my cut?
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That woman needs medicating
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Okay come on, who told?
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You look cute 🥰
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Trans people are tired of the bigotry and they want a break from it.
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How many people were -in- this game of telephone, and what was the original message?!
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I am now frightened of this underground transgender mafia that stole all the KitKats. I think we should give them whatever they want. Thanks for the heads-up, Liz Truss.
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Her actual nickname is Kit Kat.
Something to do with 4 fingers...?
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If they wont give us a break we'll be taking it
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Underground Transgender Mafia:
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Sorry, that was me :3
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No no, we want tit-tacs not kit kats.
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I mean, if anybody needs a break…
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I'd pay mpney to see that film
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I thought lesbians would be the ones stealing tonnes of four finger fun?
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*puts on a sleek pinstripe blazer and hides a dart gun loaded with estradiol in a violin case*
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How do I get my Kitkat?
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Sometimes a girl gets a sweet-tooth.
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🥬.
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I'm wondering if I joined the wrong mafia 🤔
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Somebody get this movie in production TODAY...
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Lettuce: “Did you know she never called to congratulate me?”
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This should massively increase support for transgender communities 👍
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Ill never understand how we became the monster under the bed. I have never meant anyone any harm. I just want to live my life. Stuff like this is pretty disheartening. :/
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So sorry this is happening-these people are the lowest of the low. You have plenty of Allies. Hope we can turn this tide soon
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Literally made up by the Epstein clique. So trans youth would be easier to traffic.
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We did nothing wrong.

They're obsessed with us for a number of complicated matters that all tie to the same characters and fucked up ideologies, oligarchy, fascism and Epstein.

It's why we call them the Epstein class.
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We always knew she was mad, but now the whole world knows.
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WILL THEY SHARE?? CAN I HAVE SOME TOO???
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Has she started taking the same vitamins as Trump?
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those goddamn dwarves........ can never tell their gender
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Spoken like a head of lettuce.
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She looks like Giorgia Meloni on a very, very bad day.
Fascists united.
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I miss the days when one could read a post like that, and be surprised that it was real, and not satire. Rather than now, when it's the other way round..
😬 #LizTruss
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this is what they wanted, to force trans people from public life and employment. What did they expect but a transgender biscuit mafia?
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I was sure it was Orla.
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Respect!
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She is correct, we have your kitkats. Hand over 1,000,000 genders or we will put them in the sun until the packages are basically chocolate water balloons.
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sorry boss but i got hungy and. urp. may have eated them all,,,
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sell them, you can pay rent for years off of that much candy

what are they going to do, tell the police? police are the world’s number three consumer of KitKats, and number one consumer of bribes in the form of KitKats
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take them!! I just want some choco plz
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This is a Will and Grace episode: The Gay Mafia.
youtu.be/BShyHDilSTM?si=JoY562DueGYJKdEa
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How are they so stupid and insane.
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Doesn’t she look tired?
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Wow. The lettuce has spoken
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Victimless crime.
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I’ve never been more disappointed in the city of Liverpool. Underground Transgender Mafia would have been a magnificent band name from the early 90s Liverpool scene.
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It still would be, honestly.
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This woman honestly seems like she's mentally unstable now. Someone in her family needs to get her help.
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I mean, I knew the underground transgender mafia loved to break them off a piece - but 12 tonnes of Kit Kat bars?! Will the streets ever be safe?
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is that on her pod? I might have to have a listen, I need a laugh today
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If this is true, then where the fuck is my share???
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Damn. Busted.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If those are the spoils of that particular gang's criming, I want in!
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Were they the cool non-chocolate ones from Japan? Because I think they’re far superior, and I want to know if I can still get them. Cherry, orange, and green tea are my favorites.
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Breaking: Liz Truss has lost get damn mind.
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Of an underground transgender mafia WERE responsible for the heist, I’ve only got one follow question, how do I sign up?
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Give me a break
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LMAO.
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🤣 wut?
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She is the salt of the earth

By ‘salt’ I mean mad

And by ‘of the earth’ I mean as a tin of wasps
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The UK KitKats are the good ones, too!
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god forbid women have a little snack
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is this the Seattle polycule going international?
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now this is a movie I'd watch
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for personal use or are they fencing? because the money going to the underground transgender mafia instead of nestle would be a primo excuse to buy kitkats again
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Personal use BUT that means they’ll no longer spend €35000/pm on kitkats, so it’s like they’re getting a raise
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What Ocean's are we on now?
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How the fuck do people even come to these conclusions
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Maaaaan, I want some chocolate bars... UwU
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Did they get Intel from the Wine Moms?
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Makes us sound fucking awesome
I WISH I was part of a chocolate mafia
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Fake. Well done
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when the ladys secure the kitkats youtu.be/81bG15gsl70
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Which ones.. 2 finger, 4 finger, chunky.. facts matter
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Fuck. They know too much
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Is that why I’ve seen Kit Kat making posts about 12 tons of Kit Kats? I thought it was just a dumb meme. I told Kit Kat I would hide them in a very specific warehouse in my home town in fake boxes mixed in with other freight.
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Girl, I'm already Pro-Trans, you don't need to keep selling. 😁❤️❤️
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We transgender mafiosas would have hijacked better chocolate.
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This! In a world with fine chocolates why settle for half wax Kinda Chocolate.
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Well quite. Not Trans, but Kit-kats are 💩🤢..
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www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/ Is not true. Sorry, friends. :C
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That article just says she didn't blame an underground trans mafia for ending her premiereship... which is only half true. It says nothing about her blaming us for kitkat theft.
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Five bucks says that’s gonna be the name of a progrock group from Budapest.
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Europe puts out some of the best music. Epica is my favorite
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But are they regular kitkats or the Japanese ones with the fun flavors
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Hiroshima salted lemon is sublime
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Hopefully the Japanese ones, except for Sweet Potato flavour. They can stay in the truck.
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Please tell me they were the vegan KitKats because that would be even cooler!
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She has a show now?
Ugh.
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Can’t wait for the Netflix series!
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UGH. That damn transgender mafia. They took my marbles too!! Gatdam transgender mafia I tell you hwat
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This is fake
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Trans people are under a lot of stress right now, they need a big break.
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Hell, just the phrase "underground transgender mafia" gets a chuckle out of me.
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Anything to distract from the epstein files
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Get back in the crisper, Liz 🥬
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These are not serious people.
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That is WILD.
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I stand for the flag 🏳️‍⚧️

bsky.app/profile/argumento.hispagatos.space.ap.brid.gy/post/3mhzfy4lpojx2
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Trans people fucking love KitKats. Everyone knows this.
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That's blockbuster movie right there.
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Hey
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I mean, why would we not expect "The Transes" to heist the Italian kitkats? They have a decent flavor and delightful cookie crunch! Very believable, obvious facts from the inimitable Truss.
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Best lettuce ever....
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Look, just say you forgot to lock the warehouse.
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Theory: she's building up the idea that she's insane so when she's finally charged with killing the Queen, she can plead diminished responsibility
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Underrated movie.
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If the thieves get caught, they will spend all their time arguing that they are not transgender instead of defending their innocence.
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She's totally lost it
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That goes hard not gonna lie
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I'm not trans but I want in.
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remember she was Britain's PM for a few days. we're still recovering from her Tufton Street RW think-tank lunacy.

I propose future Prime Ministers and their Cabinet be melted down for glue if they cock up.

it'd focus their minds for sure.
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Her brainworms and RFK Jr's brainworms ought to have sex, make baby worms, and the stupidity of those offspring harnessed to generate electricity.

Global dnergy crisis over instantly
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@tammi.bsky.social they are on to u!
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I wouldn't have left any evidence.
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That's as many as three fours.

And that's terrible.
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Where do I sign up?
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What the fuck is happening
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...wait hold up Liz Truss has a show?

And how much better are the ratings for the head of lettuce?
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Take a break, liz, FFS.
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they’re on to us
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Damn y’all cool
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“Transgenders?!?”
WTAF?!?
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Easter Bunny hides chocolate eggs (ally)
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Wait, is this the same Liz Truss who was a PM in the UK for less than a lifetime of a lettuce? That Liz Truss?
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Tonnes?!
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Anti-Nestle praxis
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FUCKIN NAZI SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT!
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Im still more willing to listen to the literal head of lettuce that outlasted her time as PM over her
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Do wish she’d take a break.
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Just don’t be parading around eating 30 kitkats in public the next day, or Jenny the Gentlewoman is going to leave you hanging in a meat truck
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And she was the PM of the UK!
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How do I join?
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The first step is to procure a bunch of chocolate treats by any means necessary... KitKats preferred.
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Fits the theme tune to the A-Team, it is destiny.

"If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you could have a break, have a kitkat."

UNDERRRR GROUND transg'nDER maaAFIAAAAAA

[A-team fanfare intensifies]
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Very advanced anti-trans brain rot, though. Apparently, there are not many brain cells left.
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That is an incredible band name
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She's such a monumental loser I can't help but find her endearing. She brings out my maternal instincts.
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What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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This sounds very much like a rehash of Fox / Laura Ingraham

www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/03/laura-ingraham-thinks-trans-people-want-destroy-humanity-create-new-species-cyborgs/
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Who?
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🥬
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The Onion, is that you?
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Was she studying Laura Ingraham broadcasts
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Christ these people are so god damned weird and obsessed
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The Kitkat heist of 2026 will be a legendary tale for years to come
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Liz truss, she needs to take a break, have a kitkat.
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That's true
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The level of delusion expressed by these nitwits would suggest an extensive exposure to lead paint.
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What isn’t the fault of the “underground transgender mafia” bsky.app/profile/ciara2001.eurosky.social/post/3l5ergpanl224
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It becomes so obvious that transphobia is an evil emergency life vest for evil failing/failed politicians
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That takes the biscuit.
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👀😭😭😭😭😭🤡
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transgender mafia hula hoops castro
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funniest thing about Liz Truss is that she earnestly believes there are still people who give a shit about her opinion
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I wish I could have Liz Truss' level of self confidence, without her level of self-awareness.
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Don’t forget a lettuce outlasted her
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Female version of Trump. Total crackpot.
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Showing my tumblr exposure here, but first thought is "people shouldn't be punished for objectively funny crimes." Second is, yes, paranoid conservatives constantly make queer people sound (even) cooler than they are.
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As a transgender southern italian immigrated in the uk all i can say is
Lol
Sorry
I got peckish
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The lettuce isn't looking any fresher. Put it out with the green waste.
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She doesn’t look well 🤷🏻‍♂️
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That's normal, she's English, in addition a Tory.
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That just makes it seem that much more awesome to me.
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this is doing numbers so listen to Drunk Church and follow me for more good transgender PR 🙏
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