I couldn't help myself

April 11, 2026 - 20:01 UTC

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Amoebas? Hmm. No loyalty fearless. Blob kitty
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[stares at in fox]
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Cat 🫵
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I am deeply disgruntled by the thought of being a feather-kitty but I also cannot _argue_ with the thought of being a feather-kitty.
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Ferret is kitty snake
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But snake is rope kitty. So kitty rope kitty? Did I get the math right?
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Interesting, I always assumed ferrets halfway between the two
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Technically mustelids are in the dog group, but I've heard a number of them called "snake kittens"
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As a tatzelwyrm, I am actually rope kitty.
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i can see the vision, #updoot
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As a faun, I also fall into the forest puppy category
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actually, snakes are noodle puppies 🤓🐍
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Goddamnit Bagel. Furries are already confused, you just threw them dopamine.
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Bagel is Torus Kitty
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And yinglet?
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cat
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thought about this on and off for my entire workday and I still can't figure out what horses are lmfao. skunks are obvious tho
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anxiety dogs
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But like also, Hyenas are more related to cats than dogs. So seeing people give their hyena sonas knots is always silly
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knots on non-canids is based tho
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But I’m a Catdeer, that’s a puppy kitty
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okay but what about slime molds
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They have both a sessile and motive mode. Slimy kitty puppy.

Also band name
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Dragon -- kitty
Rabbit -- kitty
Kobold -- puppy
Deer -- puppy
Sable -- kitty

The system works
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met a lot of dragons that are more puppy but yeah
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are horses puppy? or maybe they're kitty...
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anxiety puppy
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What about dragon?
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cat
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Fundamentally solid premise. What about crab?
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puppy
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Rabbit?
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cat
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Bro says puma is mountain puppy, so rawrrff
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Otter - water dog aka puppy
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water dog, the dog with the water
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I hate that I can follow this logic
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Nah nah snakes are puppy
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