I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

April 02, 2026 - 08:10 UTC

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Effing llamas.
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That would be an eeeewww-camelid matter.
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I mean we are neither endless nor monkeys, if we want to be pedantic and fake smarts.
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Though many only ever reach "the blurst of times".
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I haven’t seen this one before and the way I CACKLED.
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But neither of those statements is true. They're both finite.
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We are however infinitely pedantic.
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Thus far neither the number of humans nor the words we produce has reached an end, so I think the term "endless" is currently valid
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If humanity is finite or infinite no one today can tell. Only the last living human might know it sometimes in the future, while dying. But then he/she might not even know that he/she is the last one. So we never can tell ... :-)
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There are more humans alive in the moment I am posting this than I can conceive of, and there have been more *times* that many across the history of humanity than I can conceive of, and each one has a rich inner life and ideas and emotions each waking moment,
AND ONE OF THEM ALREADY WROTE HAMLET!!!!
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the librarian from the discworld wants me to tell you that humans are APES, not monkeys. He doesn't want to tell you twice.
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Ook!
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Thank you for your service
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Oh! Well explain this!
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Apes are just a type of monkey
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I should not admit this, but my golden retriever boyfriend recently confidently told me that humans aren’t mammals—they’re primates like apes 🤦‍♀️
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Tell the librarian from discworld that we're apes *and* monkeys
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Fun development in evolutionary biology in the last few decades, the introduction and acceptance of cladistics which sorts apes as a subset of monkeys. With Cladistics everything is a subset of the broader evolutionary ancestor.
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Did anybody get the number of that donkey cart?
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explain this
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Same word in French.
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I never saw that one and I’m delighted by it now.
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Ok but that's deep 😳
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Oook.
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Thank you so much! I didn't know this one
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That's fantastic and I'd never seen it before!
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A friend of mine wrote a short story on the theme in High School
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Technically, more than one of us “wrote Hamlet,” as Shakespeare’s play of that name was one of multiple adaptations of an older work.
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that's how I describe generative ai to people as they understand it doesn't do context or care about the results other than sounding good.
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Guys I put it here because I it's a funny joke, not for its merit as an actual argument on randomness and probability. You are all correct but there's no need to fact check the joke
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I thought the joke was funny but the need for this follow up has me fucking cackling in the middle of the night.
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Oh god this
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There Is No Need to Fact Check the Joke: The Bluesky Story istg
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