"I'm not as sweet as I used to be." -- Ouiser Boudreaux.
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Oh look at me I deleted a post that contained disinformation instead of assuming that it would fade away and cause no further damage. Am I…better than everyone else?
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*squish*
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Maybe it’s the correct term but…ugh; the women NOT having babies are probably FERTILE…they just aren’t having babies because…why would you have babies when the world is this fucked up.
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TIL that when you click on any job announcement on LinkedIn the algorithm disregards your resume and sends you similar posts.

So now I’m a veterinarian.
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“It’s called fashion, Brenda. Look it up.”
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“If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?"

Oh! Ohhhh…

Set 350 years from TNG/DS9 and in that universe. Filmed on practical sets and little to no mention of “ancient history.” For reasons unknown, Vulcans have become the villains and the Cardassians are trusted Federation members.
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LAURA: “You’re an odd person.”

ROSEMARY: “Yes, I like to think so.”
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The Captain Marvel film made over a billion dollars
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Watching a vid on medieval textile specialists. They look like cool party people.
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What if it’s okay that little boys can’t see themselves in a movie. What if we don’t cater to the concept that not everything needs to be poorly focus grouped to death. What if we just…stop doing that.
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if ppl are rude to me im just gonna start saying “that was rude.” Will let you know how that goes
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Had a dream last night I was writing a research paper and it was gonna be late and I wouldn’t graduate. Woke up in horror, then relief because I graduated three years ago and I never have to write another research paper.
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Seen in the wild. 🧐
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Finishing off my birthday week having tiki drinks because nothing says birthday like fruit juice, and rum.
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Today’s walk through the park. Unexpected but welcome rain has given our spring wildflowers an encore.
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We invite you to treat yourself to the healing power of watching a rescued baby goat boinging around.
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“Hi this is Walgreens - we refilled your prescription PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PICK IT UP NOW NOW NOW THEY WILL KILL MY CHILDREN IF YOU DON’T! Press 1 to continue!
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Oh oh oh. Memory unlocked; one time a friend said they were in an office bathroom; the dude in the stall dropped his phone and it slid out like a curling stone. He courteously slid the phone back under the stall door with his foot and walked away. That is chivalry.
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I did work in one office where somebody put weatherstripping on the surveillance crack. It was a clever move.
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Everybody in the U.S. has a bathroom stall story. Mine is the C-suite guy who hung a ribbon of toilet paper over the Cuck Crack so eye contact was avoided. But it also meant “Dave is poopin’” to the rest of the office.
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I KNEW IT.
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Achievement Unlocked: made the head of HR snort-laugh after calling the executive leadership team “repulsive” in my exit interview.
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These stress rings are great. I might need more of them.
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Will it make a difference?

It will make a difference to me.
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There was a faint puff of smoke from the bottle, and a small genie appeared.

"You have freed me," it said, "so I'm obliged to grant you a wish."

It hesitated. "But I am not very powerful."

I nodded. "Of all things I need, give me the greatest you can."

Suddenly, I held a large mug of hot cocoa.
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