I will never die in a freak pickleball accident

March 24, 2026 - 17:14 UTC

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That's what they all say
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That’s some final destination type shit
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You say that now...
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Any future fatal sports related incidents I'm involved with will be described by all observers as "completely normal" and "fully within the realm of the expected."
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Once again you tempt fate
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Me too, but I will die accidentally riding my Segway off a cliff.
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Don't be so short sighted
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Final Destination VI: pickleball
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Hardest part of the operation was training the agent to pronounce pickleball without an Israeli accent
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Me quote posting this on August 3, 2029: lmao wow this aged like milk
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Ask not for who the pickleball tolls

It tolls for thee
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Same although I won’t rule out just pickles
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@horsedisc.bsky.social tweet
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I'm begging for Puritans to add an ounce of journalism to their politics.
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came here to post this
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You would die in a very normal pickleball accident
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Not with that attitude
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Doctor crashes private plane into pickleball center; Six chiropractors dead
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