i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

June 13, 2025 - 13:20 UTC

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Augh, I hate these guys. They make it so hard to collect all the souls for the Chaos Ring.

Having Vietnam flashbacks to grinding AoS
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Dawg that's literally me
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Peak Castlevania enemy here.
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Judgey McJudgerton over here…
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Top 3 Castlevania enemy, easily.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW T_T
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Dang it not again every time
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he’s my favorite castlevania guy
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I wanna know how that guy wound up working there as a skeleton

Did Dracula resurrect him specifically to amuse himself
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I feel like that's generally how it goes. He watches them through a scrying mirror like a TV soap opera.

Nights of Our Unlives.
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I'm assuming he used to be a servant in the castle whose soul got bound to the castle itself.
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The really funny part is that this isn't just a joke, it's a genuine challenge. To 100% complete the game you need to get all enemy Souls which are a random drop for defeating the enemy.

So you need to kill him before he does.
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"Er, can you give me a minute to change OH FUCK."
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There's a non zero amount of times I have wanted to do this when I worked in food service
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me when im doing my best to host and end up cooking something you don't like
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He favours curry but he does not curry favour
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That is such a perfect illustration of immediate embarrassment.

"I missed the dude right in front of me? Okay, cool, one sec [casually fuckin explodes]"
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So that’s what happened when this guy died.

youtu.be/XfdJGrGfA_Y?si=83ZlHhWhCiJhCiPx
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Maybe he tripped
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But what if I then drop the extremely rare waiter skeleton soul?
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Soma Cruz save me…save me soma Cruz…
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Aw, bud
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"Well I had one job. Might as well beat the teenager to the punch and disassemble myself."
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*old timey southern voice* well gollee if my name ain't dracula backwards
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peak gaming action there
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Me when I purchase fast food, try to pass it off as my own cooking, and get exposed by my boss at an incredible luncheon.
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also: Not wearing pants.
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He’d complain but he no longer has a leg to stand on
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Shit
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I fuckin' love that guy.
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“Wow, what were the odds?”
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His Yellow Soul ability just gives the "Anxiety" debuff
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that moment when you realize you're NOT the hero
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