I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy

January 27, 2026 - 17:00 UTC

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PFFT Cue Sora throwing hands.
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Goofy gets back up and spits the bullet out with a Hyuck-Tuwhaa.
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he'll pay for this
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In fairness, Goofy had it coming after "the incident".

(He killed 27 children and crippled 5)
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He's the tank, it's in the job description.
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GOOFY YOU DIDN'T USE MITIGATIONS
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Mickey! It's Goofy. They put slugs in him!
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"Who will I eat ice cream with?!"
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"I've lived a thousand thousand of your lifetimes..."

"Gawrsh..."
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Emet Selch Superboss for KH4 where he can't be assed to actually fight you and just stands there with billions of HP and mocks you for even trying to fight him.

When he gets to his last hp bar he just pulls out the gun which oneshots you if you get hit
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Was the ICE?
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Your Majesty will remember that
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Behold! A sorcerer of eld!

But it's Mickey in the red cloak and star hat.
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Yeah Donald is going to rip his throat out for this.
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NOOOO MY GOAT GOOFY
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Emet-Selch showing up in Kingdom Hearts as, like, a former Org13 member and just being really tired and sarcastic would be amazong
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this will be canon in Kingdom Hearts V
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omfg xD
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it's ok because at the end of the game and everyone is dead, Sora will remember he got a magic rock and then Good-Emet-Selch and his femboy boyfriend will appear and bring everyone back to life so they don't risk you feeling any emotions.
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wait is that how kh3 ended i stopped at frozen due to severe boredom
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God, it would be perfect
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Hey, Emet put in a lot of effort just to fire that gun ;) youtu.be/O24Zb0GWJU0?si=4HD9xeUCLvawZulE
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"It's Goofy! They put slugs in him!"
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His head’s harder than that, he’ll be fine.
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I have been laughing at this all day, ty 😂
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What a beautiful dream!
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Emet: "And I'll do it again, hyuck!"
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! XD
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Don't give me hope
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