Are we still doing that?

I thought it was just seasonal depression, earlier sunset due to DST, and some sort of facial-hair-based abstinence that was causing indifference in my undercarriage.

There's a better zinger here.
Something, something I guess he thought the viagra would still help his heart huh?

He's not nutting now.

He failed so hard it turned into No Dick November

nutted so hard he died. we should all be so lucky

I guess his heart just wasn't that into it.

At least he’ll finish the rest of the month ezpz

Famously shot his load at the wrong time though

can't believe he died of Blue Balls Syndrome, what an absolute loser

Common problem for men his age

Well, it’s one less Nut walking around, so I guess he did his part.

What a Dick

Most Dicks give NNN up early.