Don't get me started on that Freeze-Dried ice cream. If anything it doesn't have a hint of ice in it, it's room temperature! How are astronauts going to cool down on the far side of the moon where the average temperature is -173 Celsius?

This is my favourite Viz comment. As you can imagine, I have been able to repost it many times recently.

Many years ago as a very young office junior I was to attend an office Xmas do to be held that afternoon in a posh golf club.

I wore my Roger Mellie, hand on mic, 'bollocks' t-shirt.

They were banning me from attending, so office socialism took over and 10 others said they wouldnt go either.