But you're such a cute horse and cute horses should get pets.

*Pets Void like a dog*

People pat my head all the tume cause im 156 cm TwT

If they pat you you should bite em in return >:O

Remember, if they do it, you are free to act like a cat towards them. So bite them, claw them, tip over all their vases, throw their stuff from high places and then act all innocent like. And don't forget about all the catnip.

Okay, what if I pet you like a horse?