I thought the tourists that try to pet the bison were idiots. But now there's a new champion.

February 19, 2026 - 04:35 UTC

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We used to live in a mountain town. The saying was “If you want to see a bear look for the RV” because if one happened to poke its head out near the highway sure enough an RV pulled over to get a photo.
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Not even a comparison.
Apples and snails.
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Yep. "WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE MIDWESTERN HOOTERS MORON. BASEMENT NOW" was ringing through my head. Until I realized it was the voice of Morgan Freeman. And it took on a weirdly less serious tone.
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Oh, to hear Morgan Freeman utter the phrase "midwestern Hooters moron." That would be epic.
We spent so much time in the basement (grew up in SD) my dad put in a sleeper couch, a fridge, a fish tank and tv. 🌪️
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