"Real tentacles are gross and cold and-"

I'm not fantasizing about sex with a real creature. I'm fantasizing about sex with a towering eldritch fuckbeast whose tentacles are specifically designed to give brain-obliterating orgasms that leave me a moaning, functionally mindless egg incubator.

April 10, 2026 - 19:17 UTC

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Amen.
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also "gross and cold" is hot too. btw
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Eldritch sex so insane you go insane trying to comprehend it
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Like that time you tried to start your own "kudzu park" #sic?
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also if people think I'm not also fantasizing with eldritch fuckbeasts with tentacles that have suction cups and are gross and cold they got another thing comin'
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Real anatomy is not welcome at the werewolf cock discussion. He does not have a baculum. He gets erect when he's horny but his knot doesn't inflate until he's ready to cum. I don't care if that's "not how it works."
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Okay I need to look up what a baculum is now
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…tell me more about this werewolf.
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but it IS knot how it works
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Reality is interesting but very often does -not- suffice.
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Also, grossness and disgust go hand in hand with sexuality and eroticism. They're inseparable. It is not an undesirable side-effect, it is part of the passion. It is the point. If the sex you're having or the porn you're looking at can't be considered gross in *some* way, what are you even doing?
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My favorite comment on this was something like "I am not confined to the limitations of God, my creations are far more magnificent and terrifying."
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Yeag
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A person who looked at dream of the fishermans wife and went "ew beastiality".
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yup. for one of my tentacled characters what I've been using as a reference image for them is a cake shaped like an octopus rather than actual octopus tentacles since it looks way more appealing to touch lmao
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