I would pay one hundred dollars to hear trump talk extemporaneously for five minutes about keeping invasive Asian carp out of the Great Lakes. I would love to see where that goes.
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I’d settle for another interview with the federal official who said this. what else is bouncing around in that noggin
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Somebody ask him, please! Absolute comedy gold.
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I'll call him. somebody give me his number
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"China Carp" within...20 seconds?
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where are we with the gefilte fish?
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Trump standing there in hip waders, rhapsodizing about limnology and fisheries management
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I don't know if he could make it through the full 5 minutes if RFK Jr. distracts him by wandering by with a lamprey he's found.
"...and of course in the 1980s the Dreissena polymorpha infestation showed up which really affected infrastructure ... dammit Bobby, I told you not to mess with that fish!"
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90% odds he misreads it as “Asian crap”, uses it repeatedly, and other Republican talking heads also have to start using the term
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My bet is he lands on windmills
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"sir, please don't do the voice"
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"Carp are great fish, the best fish. But carp don't belong in our beautiful great lakes. Superior ... I like Superior, I'm superior, superior to carp. Beautiful fish, carp, beautiful..."
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Over under on the number of words before we get a “Wuhan” reference: 49.5
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Look I believe anyone who says Trump hates non native anything
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They’re rapists and murderers. Some of them, I assume, are good fish.
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Trump: "We should electrify the water." Normies: "oh my god, electrify the water? he's nuts." Fish engineering expert: "well actually...."
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The Asian Carp with their DEI. They take all the good spots in the schools. There's no room for the American Carp in the schools. But we cancelled DEI so the Asian Carp is going away now.
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I love the Great Lakes... You know, I almost nailed Adrienne Barbeau at Niagara Falls. Great cans I'm told. They say Sir, she had a hell of a rack
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he'd make it about renminbi currency manipulation
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