Bluesky is the only place so far where I didn't get a bunch of comments of people wishing they could be asphyxiated by this plant. By this measure this is the least worrying website, congrats!

March 25, 2026 - 23:49 UTC

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Time to up our game clearly
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i didnt wanna be weird in your mentions so i qrted it vaguely but guilty as charged 😭
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Hahaha I missed that one. One point for bluesky!
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finally saw the tumblr post of this lmao
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I'm very disappointed in our freakiness 😔
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the heart wants what it wants
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I want to be asphyxiated by the plant~
(Obligatory)
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we were too busy jorkin it to comment
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ok bluesky is back on the naughty list
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to be fair I know quite a few people on here who would absolutely make that comment
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