There's "allegedly," the legal term that saves you from slander/libel, "allegedly" the sarcastic version where you're still protecting your ass but it's understood that you in no way doubt what's being claimed, and "allegedly" where you can't deny a crime has been accused but that guy didn't do shit

April 10, 2026 - 20:27 UTC

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Anyway that guy was nowhere near Altman's house at the time of the crime, ask literally anyone.

Literally. Anyone on earth. They'll vouch for him.
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Might be the first case where the defendant has an alibi of being at multiple parties on three different continents at the time of the alleged crime.
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Pretty sure the ai controlling the security cam just hallucinated it.
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And there's "allegedslies," which is when someone you know may or may not have fucked an ostrich.
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