It’s such a radical concept, books written by white dudes for white dudes. I can’t even conceive such a thing, so I asked AI to imagine it for me. This is what it came up with:

April 09, 2026 - 03:13 UTC

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'she boobed boobily over to the control panel, her boobs barely contained by the boob suit'
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It's in the first person, so: "*I* boobed boobily," etc.
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Her zipper handles or whatever they are called
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My dad had this book and I could never bring myself to read it. She's hot, but.... ugh
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It’s not very good, but I must confess to being entranced with the cover when I was a child.
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I actually cackled, my partner looked at me funny
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13/10. It’s a good post, Brent.
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As a white nonbinary person reading this book atm: oh goth yes.
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