It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

April 08, 2026 - 16:57 UTC

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Wait we have murder penguins?
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Given sufficient motivation or a scorned ringleader
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Lemonatus IV would like a word
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I don't know what the story on the lemonade is, but immediately thought of this song

open.spotify.com/track/3xlobdp34CGaEQlkLcsnCZ
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Panera Bread sold "Charged Lemonade" in a 30oz/890ml unit that contained 390mg caffeine, equivalent to 6 espressos. In October 2024 they settled a lawsuit relating to the product:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y95yylxv7o
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It's not the first thing I'd take away from this, but yeah, fair enough
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You think you can get chocolate chip cookies anywhere else?
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I bet you that any lemonade given to me by one of those planets would kill me
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But what if one has penguins that kill you?
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Or penguins who make lemonade?
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well we don't have the lemonade anymore. but Woke II will bring it back
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I just want the option!
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It's sunny outside, a lemonade that kills you would go so hard right now
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To think, most planets only get one of those
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I hope one day we can reach across the seemingly endless void, offer friendship and cooperation to new species of intelligent life. Then together we can work on an even more deadly type of lemonade
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Actually, considering the concept of "The dose makes the poison." It's likely other murder poisons have, and will happen, eventually.
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What if these are the only two things that are the actual constant between planets with life?
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This sounds like some crazy idea for a rick & morty episode lol
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nah ive seen another with those things
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The lemonade of other suns
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That's a lot of stars though. Maybe penguins *and* lemonade, to be safe.
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I want the death lemonade so I can create the fabled Six Loko
It will be so strong it goes past Five Loko
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