Somehow, Ayatollah Khamenei returned

March 08, 2026 - 21:20 UTC

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Onward to regime change here after November.
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Diaz-Canel has two children who are rock musicians. That'd be cool regime change for trump and little Marco's "Operation Cuba Libre "
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Major Trump FU

......again!
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Sith sorcery or Lazarus Pit?
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But how does he feel about Crypto and gold accented golf courses? 🧐
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This timeline is arguably worse than TROS.

Maybe.
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Out with the Ayatollah Khamenei, in with the Ayatollah Khamenei
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Meet the new boss; same as the old boss
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bout to confuse the shit out of markywayneymullin moron
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Have we learned nothing about the waste-laid bloodlines of monarchies?
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REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX
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Bye atollah, hiya tollah.
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Yes but they got to make things go boom and kill people.
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Please they are confused enough in the WH.
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You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out...
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youtu.be/dpEF6QPSVJE?si=0TljTKnkyAP07j-l
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The Ayatollah Khamenei is dead! Long live Ayatollah Khamenei!
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That's Ayatollah Khamenei Jr. to you, thank you very much.
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Used to say Khomeini, you say Khamenei, I say Khamenei, Trump say Ka-meany all the same! cc: @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Great, we don’t have to change the t-shirts!
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Didn’t even have to play the Fortnite tie in to learn about it
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Khamenei v.2.0
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Well sure, they keep churning them out from that diploma mill website, Kham Academy
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Imagine that
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Dude. 💀💀💀💀
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His son upon hearing the news
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First, fantastic reference here. But help me out. Earlier this week I saw Mojtaba said he DIDN’T want the job. THEN Trump said Mojtaba wasn’t good enough. And now Mojtaba is next man up?
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As far as I've seen they've been planning on Mojtaba for the past few days at least. Trump certainly doesn't want him. I don't think they care what Trump wants
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