*wheels in a large box covered with a cloth tarp*

Good news, @kimchi-momi.bsky.social !

I’ve devised a way to solve the dispute between @ristinraccoon.bsky.social and @annoyedobrien.bsky.social that doesn’t involve garden gnomes or waterboa—I mean “aggressive unwanted face washing” sessions!

April 10, 2026 - 07:34 UTC

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Make it good coyote-butt, or you're in for a world of biting.
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it doesn’t involve anvils, does it!
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Ok, so, you know how there’s multiple Miles O’Briens wandering about the station but it doesn’t cause any dimensional stability issues since O’Brien is a multiversal constant?

It took a bit of searching for the right reality, but—

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