[Sade voice ๐ŸŽต]

March 16, 2026 - 08:47 UTC

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YOU GET IT LMAO
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If I could find dried root mash without milk ect that's be awesome
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๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽท
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No need to aaahsk
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@silvoca.bsky.social
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I didn't even have to read your comment and it was already happening.
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...dauphinuois ...fried or boiled...
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I-da-ho ... is where they gro-ooow...
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GOTDAYUM!!!

Now I gotta live with this, until a head injury happens, or one of kids dies something dangerous/foolish/amazingโ€ฆ
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Went there before I read your comment. Are we related? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Yes, I sang along ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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๐Ÿ‘
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Can't believe Weird Al never did that song.
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Oh great, now I can see Weird Al looking sultry and hot with crooning the song.

Unrelated rant: can we get a font on Bluesky where Al (the name) doesn't look like AI (the abbreviation).
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He did do this one though.
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this post has more of a weird ai thing going on tbh
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๐ŸŽถ You give me the smoothest โ€˜tato ๐ŸŽถ
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See? The 20th century was not all bad!
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Forget impending world war, this is the end of the world!
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And then they smash them all to bits! Hahaha.โ€
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Just sang this chorus twice, and sashayed a lil
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Weird Al needs to get on it
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Today's winner of the internet!
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Ok, that's going round my head for the rest of the day. Cheers for that!!!
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You think that's bad? Try studying functional analysis without getting that song stuck in your head. Over and over and OVER. ๐Ÿ˜ณ arxiv.org/abs/1304.7189
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@2dogphish.bsky.social
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Winner winner! I can stop scrolling!
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Thanks, now it's playing on a loop in my head
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Elite post
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No need to ask hes a SMOOOOOOTH MASHED POTATERRRRRRRR
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Thanks for the ear worm that will be a soundtrack of this day ๐Ÿ˜‚
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But why has it been AI'd?
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๐ŸŽถspuds for sale ...๐ŸŽถ
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Carlos Sainz approves
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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ
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Yeah, I sang it. As soon as I saw the word smooth.
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Just me, alone in my apartment, laughing out loud at this.
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"They peel them with their steely knives"

I know, I'll get my coat.
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โ€˜Metalโ€™
They peel them with their โ€œmetal knivesโ€
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Only in a Californian Hotel.
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Was wondering how far I'd need to scroll down to find this.

Well done!
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Thatโ€™s earned you a follow.
I eagley await jokes like that.
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took me a second ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dammit. I will never hear this song accurately again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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Garlic toast and an avocado
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" goes with toast and smashed avocado "
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Thank you!
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Smooth Watusi
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Mmmph, that little saxophone riff right after (as butter melts, of course)
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"Some nice salt and pepper, your mashed spud is sold - then melt all your butters and change into gold..."
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i don't know how i feel about getting it
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Solid.
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social u up?
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Ha! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Your lump is king ...
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Coast to coast, Hull to Truro ๐ŸŽถ
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I read this first from a Massachusetts perspective, ha
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Oh no it's in my head forever now! ๐Ÿซฃ
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๐ŸŽถWell, and it's just like the starches inside the tube...
'r it's the same as all the russets that I turn to goo
You got the kind of blending that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your spud, bake it twice, or else mash the potato
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Thanks, Now I will have smooth mashed potato going through my head all day.
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Haha! Well played!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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Smooth topped vibratorโ€ฆ
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I can't unhear this now...
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Same!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I can even hear it in my head.

Now every time I'll be thinking that's suppertime when I hear this song.
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๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ’‹
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Thanks. Now youโ€™ve ruined one of my wife and Iโ€™s favorite mood songs. Next thing you know [Ozzy Voice ๐ŸŽต]
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Now *that* attracts me.
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๐Ÿ˜
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Dunk me, dunk me, into the water,
Boil meeeeee.
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Fantastic album
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[house ๐ŸŽตkicks in]
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Minimum waste and maximum joy
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Roast to roast
Sautรฉed or jacket-oh
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"..or have them plain..."๐ŸŽต
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Bwahaha! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Is smooth mashed potato a crime?
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I admit to have laughed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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no need to ask
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Coast to coast LA to Chicago - the best mashed potatoes anywhere.
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i will be singing this all day. thanks, i think?
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dammit! now it's stuck in my head!
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๐Ÿคฃ
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I don't know why multiple people have replied referencing a long retired rally driver (please don't reply to tell me) but I'm going to assume he famously likes mashed potato
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I immediately heard this in Mike Wozniakโ€™s voice - @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social
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We clean them plates,
Them taters we ate
With maximum joyyyy
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Thank you. Thank you! ๐Ÿคฃ
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ok this got me
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I am now singing this on repeat and then laughing out loud to the confusion of my coworkers
A heartfelt thank you to you.
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Your Love is King Edward
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...middle bit "coast to coast la to Chicago, topped with cheese..."
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Goddammit. Now I've got this in my head for the rest of the afternoon. Thanks a lot.
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๐ŸŽถsmooooooooth mashed potatooooooo๐ŸŽถ
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It's been a while since a silent social media post has earwormed me so suddenly and violently. Well done.
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My first thought was, Oh no - Iโ€™m never going to forget that ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I was in the goddamn shower this morning humming "Smoooove mashed potatoes" ๐Ÿ˜ก
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๐ŸŽถ Do the mashed potato ... ๐ŸŽถ
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Thank you for your service.
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@felipinha.bsky.social risos
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Kkkkkkkk
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SORRY DO THEY โ€ฆ DO THEY MAKE NONSMOOTH ONES? EUGHHHHH
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I can hear it ...
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๐ŸŽตThis. Ainโ€™t. No. Oooordinary spud๐ŸŽถ
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ†
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A French speaking Belgian i knew said as a kid he thought the song was about house cleaning.

Smooth operator, before he learned English sounds like 'smoosh l'aspirateur' do the vacuuming!
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You didn't even have to say it!! ๐Ÿ˜†
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๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŽถ
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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No need to ask itโ€™s a

Smooth mashed potatohhh
Smooooooth mashed potato
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????????
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Got it! Lol
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Your mash is king.
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[James Brown voice ๐ŸŽต]
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I keep seeing this. I could offer backup vocals.
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Evil post. I'm going to have this playing in my head all day
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made a snorting noise ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽต
All.. the way from.. Pan to the forkful...
Beige and warm...
Across the tongue and ready to swallow...
Yum-my yum....
Smooth Mashed Potato..๐ŸŽถ
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Diamond life
Lover spud

๐ŸŽต
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Too soon... @darthbluesky.bsky.social hasn't come out of hibernation yet to enjoy this potato discourse.
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Thatโ€™s all well and good, but wait until you buy a smooth copper grater.
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[๐ŸŽถToast to Roast, Deep Dish and Manchego, Red Russian Kale...๐ŸŽถ]
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Where are the parody songsters of the world? They should be all over this.
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My ADHD brain will be playing this like elevator music in my brain for the rest of the day.
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I thought you were going to say "for the rest of my life"............
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Rest of the week
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Coast to coast, Galway to Huddersfield...
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For those who remember the *Smash* robots.
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Smooth Mashed Potato.... Smooth mashed ba-tadooooo!
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿคฃ
(That earworm will stick FOREVER)
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In must be in the Outer Limits.
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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The extended cut of this came up on my youtube this morning, and I was 15 minutes into it before I even noticed.
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I guffawed
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[Mellow saxophone music ๐ŸŽท]
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Do you sing this when you get an oil change???
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXo4JBKEIU
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Counter: hard af Zack de la Rocha voice
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[Martian cackle ๐Ÿ‘ฝ]
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Legendary post.
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Thanks now for the rest of the day and probably tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
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No need to ask
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Jaysus though, I wonder if you can also get it โ€˜lumpyโ€™. You know, like with peanut butter.
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Cannot get this out of my head now
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I read that in my head and then went โ€œfrom Global.โ€ Would make a great sister stationโ€ฆ.
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minor historical note: the term "smooth operator" originated when the telegraph became dominate for communication. The most accomplished telegraphers were called smooth operators.
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๐Ÿคญ
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Curses! I canโ€™t get it out of my head now!
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"Feels fine
Feels like you're mine
Feels right, so fine
I'm yours, you're mine
Like parrot ice."
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Always looking for ways to make my life more enjoyable. Every time I make mashed potatoes now, I will sing this so ty!!!!
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This post broke containment!
www.tumblr.com/cosmicretreat/811302543324053504?source=share
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The way I sang this with the wrong lyrics on my head and heard Sade's voice singing it is hilarious
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๐Ÿคฃ
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Mmmโ€ฆIrish Guacamole
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thanks.

you put the song in my head.
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๐Ÿคฃ
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'I'd best get peeling and slicing these spuds.'

'No need to, Asda's got a...'
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@wttyktty.bsky.social ๐Ÿ˜†
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Tool operator
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@gothtatertot.bsky.social
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"Like A Potattoo".
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Brilliant!
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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
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there must have been potato by my siiiiide
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Gheghe
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Melts all your butter and change toโ€ฆ
Yukon Gold.
The eyes should be peeled,
And start with theโ€ฆ
Water cold.
No need to salt.
Itโ€™s smooth mashed potato.
Smoothโ€ฆ
Mashed potato-oh
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Also available in "lumpy".
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This is no ordinary mash, no ordinary mash...
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On a day with a LOT of difficult news this was my BIG LOL!
Thank you....singing in my head:

"...coast to coast, Maine to Ide-ah-ho, Fingerlings...
North and south, fried in hot lard-o, crispy things."
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More texture gives better impact and adhesion.๐Ÿฆก
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Precisely how I read it in my head ๐Ÿ˜‚
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