Son that's God's elect!

Stacked up like bank quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 07, 2026 - 20:28 UTC

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Thicker than zoo glass, I’m screaming
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She's gonna carry that man over the finish line.
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She got the legs for it. That’s for sure.
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He's STOKED
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Thick wives make you healthy and young.
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Mr Van Dyke always makes me smile.
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😁
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dude has had TWO 35 year partners before this woman, who hes been with for 13 more

now granted those two 35 year relationships overlapped by a decade or so, but whomst among us amirite?
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Look at that smile!
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My man said you know you see it
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Finding a big titty woman can be life OR death.
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She's a doll!
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“Thicker than zoo glass” is some John Ashbery shit
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His real name is Penis Van Lesbian.
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"thicker than zoo glass" is a new one LMAO!!
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I also approve.
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I'm just saying he didn't walk with a cane until she came along.
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Player!
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Stacked up like returns the week after Christmas
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🤣
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Holy hell, Arlene’s a stunner!
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Holy cow, she’s only 54? That cradle-robbing rascal!
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@mrbonesstanaccount.bsky.social
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around when he turned 100, my wife side-eyed the FUCK outta me when I was talking about how sweet they are together and I mentioned that Arlene is 54 years old, so it’s a 46 year age gap

and I’m like “babe he’s a century old now, just let them have this” lol
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I feel like age gaps that large are ok when you’re BOTH over a certain age, like 40 or so. Idk if that’s a hot take or what lol
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It's not FAR off the half-your-age-plus-seven creepy thing.

Admittedly my parents' friend who's 102 flirts with me all the time, so maybe I'm not the best person to talk about this.
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Thicker than day old grits.
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"Thicker than zoo glass" just took me OUT, thank you
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"I mean look at her man!!!"
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Ah, the Pierce Brosnan school of Wife Appreciation.
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE to hear you talk about real women's bodies. I feel so seen.
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Carissa Codel vibes.
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king
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That action is gonna turn him into The Highlander
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🫡
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-Queen guitar solo intensifies-
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sometimes it’s like “yikes, the age gap” but in this case it’s more like “DVD doesn’t really count as an old person tbh”
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Gat DAMN
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Thicc Van Wyfe
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winner
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SCREAMING
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WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!
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That is Chaucer-grade posting, much appreciated
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I am absolutely overjoyed for him. Also lol had to look because I was surprised to hear he is still alive, and loved this:
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This is what a man who is well-laid sounds like
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Hey, he's more than earned it with the life he's lead.
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That man is happy as hell
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