Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

July 16, 2025 - 16:15 UTC

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LORD I NEED IT gimme something better, employment jelly 😭
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Currently waiting to hear back from a position I interviewed for. Here is hoping. I havent been employed since the last week of August 2024... its been rough.
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I didn't get it
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a powerful sigil.... we are the jelly
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Congrats!!!!
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Congrats!
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I dont even need a job I like at this point, just anything 😭
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Congrats!
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Let's gooooooooo 🙌💙
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let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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omg he's so cute
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you better promise
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Congratulations
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*puts an altar for the graphic tablet* pleasepleaseplease
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Congratulations!!
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I’m gonna try to do my applications tonight to get that sorted out. The restaurant company I work for is a piece of shit, ain’t shit, has never been shit, and never will be shit.
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@catrandall.bsky.social
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thamk
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Okay this breached containment so I'm gonna add-on:

I did not draw this, I only found it. I also had trouble finding the source for proper citing. Think it is a tumblr account by "st-pam" but I don't have a tumblr and can't link.
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In the interest of proper credit, I think this is the original artists's current blog. They have other art, a patreon, and refer to 'sending the jelly into the wild' to acknowledge that it became its own thing.

www.tumblr.com/owlygem/724191987069272064/
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I reblog this and now have a job interview thank you job jelly
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Big congrats!
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I have an interview today and this showed up on my feed
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I got the job
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I'm just looking for 16 hours of dishwashing, is that so much to ask?
(Though I should be applying for disability, tbh)
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Nice!
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This legit couldn't have come at any better of a time for me, because of how my current place of work is shutting down as of Sunday and how I need a new job
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Eh, might as well, got nothin to lose
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Congratulations!!!
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*FRANTICALLY EATS JELLY*
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Congrats!!
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Fuck a job, what I really want is someone who appreciates and understands my worth!!
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Lucky enough to have a job that I like, but still boosting to spread good vibes.
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Pls help me employment jelly I need a job desperately
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just got the job, thank you employment jelly!!!
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The jelly has come to me on the correct day. 🙏🏻
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So...any timeframe for this or just wishing in one hand and 💩 in the other? Asking for a friend who needed a spare hand. You don't have any hand sanitizer by the way, do you?
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Tacos on Shykin woooo 🥳🥳🥳
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Praying every night to the employment jelly that I actually get a response beyond "your application has been viewed"
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Congratulations on your job!! Hope it's a banger!
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Crossing my fingers!
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The employment jelly worked! I got my new job less than a week after I encountered it!
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YIPPEE!!!
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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