The Greatest Video Game Dialogue Ever Written ℒ️

I love this game all the more for it, especially with the MD/Gen version and its scrunched up speech samples.

April 12, 2026 - 11:55 UTC

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These definitely beat the classic "All your bases are belong to us" πŸ˜‚
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DON'T DISTURB US
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I played so much of the SNES version with my friends on a rented copy.
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It's a silly game, but fun and the MD/Gen versions are pretty faithful, even with the scrunchy speech samples
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there's a fan game that is a HUGE expansion of this masterpiece, developed by @brazilmugenteam.com. I strongly suggest you give it a try.
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Ooh, cheers for the heads-up!
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SEEEEE MYYY POWAAAAAAH!
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I can hardly believe that Captain America's line here is somehow "fixed" compared to the arcade version
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Huih, so I see! You get a missing voice sample in exchange tho. xD
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"Why should it go well?"

You're spitting facts Cap
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"YOU WILL BE THE ONE ESCAPING!" was an in-joke with a couple childhood friends for years, haha.
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Aha, same here.
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"Thank you, WAHHHHH!"
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'you will be the one escaping!' is my favorite retort in that entire game! 🀣definitely not the burn he thought it was, LMAO. which reminds me I have it on both genesis and PS5 I may need to fire it up again.
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xD Same here. It's what always comes to mind first.
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Where is the laser?!
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AYBABTU or GTFO
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