I definitely used to roll my eyes when people tweeted shit kids said that I assumed they'd reworded or embellished. now that i've spent a lot of time talking to three-year-olds i would believe literally anything

April 10, 2026 - 00:41 UTC

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my 8-year-old just said, "I hate every day of the week," and I was like, "damn, maybe some of me really did make it in there"
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Its not always things they say, but its usually a good time.

www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/
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kids say the darndest things!
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they really do
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i had a whole twitter account dedicated to my daughter’s quotes back in the day. first tweet was, “sophie don’t like those nazis!” it only got better from there. good times
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I think my kids have given me a good sense for what is genuine kid shit and what is made up for clout. I can’t articulate any specific rules, but I know each when I see it instinctively.
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i believe you. for me so far there's at least one thing a day where i'm like "if i told someone about this they'd think i was making it up for clout"
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Adults say shit they don’t understand all the time. At least kids say interesting things.
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