Jon if the good citizens of Pittsburgh could read you'd be in grave danger
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As I born-and-bred Pittsburgher I would like to inform you and everyone else in this thread that as a population we COMFORTABLY read at a 4th-grade level. I mean we're pushing middle school comprehension here!!
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Yeah but it takes you all so long to sound out the words that we have enough time to get away before you're done

Speaking for Philly, much love my brother but the last time I was in your city a total stranger threw a framing hammer at me while I was walking thru East hills & that was a tame visit
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Okay I laughed, but only because I just spent an hour trying to help one of the locals with an online application.
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It's not their fault everyone born in Pittsburgh is issued a concussion along with their birth certificates
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