Put this in a museum. Incredible work.

March 21, 2026 - 13:16 UTC

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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social is losing to reality
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Uhhhhh
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LMAO
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The Mayor of NYC likes rappers from NYC

Here’s why that makes him a capitalist centrist, apparently
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“Mamdani’s favorite movie is Terminator. Is this a pivot towards hating John Connor?”
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Yeah, they spun that so hard, it's twisting the fabric of spacetime.
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The dumb, Preeti. It burns.
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"Mamdani's favorite Marvel villain is Doctor Doom. Is this a pivot towards monarchy?"
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"This wildly popular politician thinks everyone should have healthcare but he also likes music?"
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I didn’t think it could get more absurd after the eating sushi headlines and yet
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