Steven Seagal is 75.
Here’s my favourite story about the great man c/o @willharrisinva.bsky.social & Tom Arnold:
open.substack.com/pub/willharris/p/previously-unpublished-an-interview-4bb?r=1cxcye&utm_medium=ios

April 10, 2026 - 08:13 UTC

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If they ever do a biopic this scene should be played by Peter Sellers
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‘Steven Seagal is as ludicrous in real life as he appears on screen. He radiates a studied serenity as if he’s on a higher plane to the rest of us. Well, he’s certainly on a different plane, no doubt about that, it’s probably not a higher one.’ - Opening of Brian Cox’ autobiography
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Friend to some of the worst wrong’uns on the planet.
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Seagal is the bunny slope of celebrity mockery targets, so much so that I’d feel bad for making fun of him if he weren’t such a terrible human being.
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Stephen Tobolowsky trying to convince Steven Seagal to kill his serial killer character in The Glimmer Man after Seagal decided he no longer wanted to want to kill onscreen due to a spiritual awakening:
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wow.
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And all of that should've been our first(?) hint that all was not right up top....
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I love these Steven Seagal stories.

I'm always on the lookout on them like Seagal wearing sunglasses while using binoculars at night.
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Hahaha
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