Weasels are always depicted as cowardly goons, conniving minions, plotting courtiers, and other such shit when the more accurate depiction of a weasel in nature is

Doom guy
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Feels like this is up your particular neck.
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Exhibit a: bird of prey skeleton found with weasel head biting its leg, etc.
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me picking up a weasel and looking at it

haha, funy slinky
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Weasels are also magicians, see

Watch the hand DISAPPEAR !
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I’m now imagining an anthro weasel soldier doing a flying scissor kick then pretzeling themselves to crush their enemy.

The potential is there.
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In the renaissance they'd be the guys who charge out of the pike block with giant swords
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Street Fighter Cammy’s fursona confirmed. :3
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Many weasels almost exclusively hunt prey that are like five times their mass, with pretty great success rates. They're pretty optimized for it.
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Musteloidae are all cuter and doofier Doom Guy. Complete with the bunny hop tactics! :3
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imagining a weasel just popping up, covered in blood from a giant they just killed, just going "hello"
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My hatred for redwall is like a coal mine fire. It never stops, but every now and then it flares up when fresh air is added to it.
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they are slinky little dudes full of whimsy and murder
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Try reading "Thunder Oak" by Gary Kilworth ;)
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