The Pete Hegseth pull-up is a bit different than the ones we did at Parris Island. Maybe it’s an Army thing.

August 18, 2025 - 20:18 UTC

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The only thing more embarrassing than this…movement…is that he posted it…
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Lol yeah. The fat orange inspired anything to do with fitness. Sounds funnier than that Kennedy's voice.
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That's not even one official pull-up.

Kinda uses his feet and back like another moron I know....MTG
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It’s the Elaine dance of pull-ups.
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Disgusting bullshit
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🗽I'm not a homophobe, so don't trip on what I'm about to say... I can't help it!

"THAT WAS GAY AS FUCK!"
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I'm gay and I'll allow it.
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I am so embarrassed for him
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They never work. None of them
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LMFAO 😂 Stick with lat pull downs bro..... ain't ready for pull-ups just yet
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So the flabby orange fuck who thinks golf is exercise inspired them. 🙄
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I've never seen such a half assed effort. I wouldn't be able to do an agile pull-up, but at least I would try and keep trying until I got it right.
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It's certainly different than the (many) ones I (and every other recruit) did in fire school (including ones in full gear). Heck, they're different than the ones I (and everyone else) did in PE in high school.
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Spaghetti arms doesn't think girls in Congress ought to vote his ass out of the DOD.
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He just needs white bro-hole sunglasses to complete the look
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I’m seriously hoping that was his 10th… Or maybe even his 20th…
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That is unacceptable behavior in public.
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You'd think that skipping leg day would help...
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My drill sargeant would've chewed me a new one, and the rest of the guys in my flight would have mocked me relentlessly if I did a half-assed pull up like that.
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What? He has to use his legs for pull-up momentum? He can’t do a real one? Maybe his arm tattoos add too much weight🧐
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WMs could teach him a thing or two about real pull-ups.
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Concur.
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My teenage son can do better than that wimpy Nazi.
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Ok but he's in decent shape. He ought to be able to do one regulation pull-up (and he was attempting a chin-up, which is a little easier since your biceps are stronger than your triceps).
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now that rich people are able to get abs implanted, who knows if hes ever worked out at all ...
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White Nationalists have a different opinion on what a pullup looks like.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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And he clearly skips leg day.
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Leave this army slander out of this. He's more than likely drunk and/or hungover
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Bahahahahahahaha! Absolutely pathetic display after all his macho shit.
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LOL, even with that move, he barely got his chin over the bar. That wouldn’t qualify him to pass the Presidential Fitness Test given back in the 60s.
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Chin up also
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What...is...that?
Bust your nose on the bar?
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Whatever that was it looked more like a chin up, not a pull up. Maybe a Space Force special, but definitely not a pull up.
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The personification of Truck Nutz.
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That guy looks bad at warfighting
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It's very girly for an Alpha. 😁
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Don't blame that on the Army. Ye gods.
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What an embarrassment. Is that war fighter? I bet he couldn’t get the back pack up and across his puny back.
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Pete kegsbreath is probably drunk and a definitely a Kkk hack.
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What a wuss
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Nope, not in my Army.
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That’s not a pull up
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For Parris Island, one should include proper inclusion of sand gnats.
Think Hegseth could accomplish without kicking like a billy goat??
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What a pair of losers.
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Half kip, halfway up, palms out. That’s a NO REP!!
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Douche nozzles…
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Empty Greene vibes.
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What the fuck was that?
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I think it's a "all show and no go" thing
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Warfighter?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene did it better and hers was awful.
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Underarm!!
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His daddy Trump wears Pull Ups. So there’s that.
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That’s not a masculine pull up
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A corpse could do a better pull up
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It’s not a feminine one either
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Someone should be discussing all the steroids, pharmaceutical enhancements, testosterone shots these criminals are ingesting and how it’s affecting our country
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Bet MTG could do better. 😂😂😂
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She probably can tbh
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I am a grandmother and I can do a better pull up. Lol
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I’ve heard a diet of heroin and raw milk could improve that… dunno, just saying I’ve heard it is all… 🤷🏻‍♀️
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It’s probably a Crossfit thing.
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Is that how HegSex air-FUKs while he's fking drunk? 🤬🤷
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Oh hell no my husband was Army and could have done push up circles around old kegbreath.
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That's pretty bad. Here's how it is done: youtube.com/shorts/jIvbJzs1V4I?si=ytozq_PQirRws5LJ
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Also, this is a chin up, not a pull up.
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Like at the DOD, he has no clue what he's doing.
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any high school coach wouldn’t count that and would make you do it again, I can’t imagine what a drill sergeant would do
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That doesn't even count as a pull-up 😂
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Pull ups are harder when you are drunk.
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OORAH!
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Must have been hot in the room.

Sticky, sticky, sticky.
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I don’t see the attraction.
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Found their inspiration!

Donald Trump Invites Sex Offender to Kids' Fitness-Test ...

To celebrate the return of the Presidential Fitness Test for kids, Trump invited Lawrence Taylor, a sex offender, to the White House. nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-renews-presidential-fitness-test-invites-sex-offender.html
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Look I do CrossFit, where kipping pull ups are a thing. And even I would clown someone in a gym if I saw them doing this shit.
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@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

His pathetic excuse of a pull up does NOT resemble anything we were made to do at Cape May (USCG Boot Camp) either! Hell, one would have been reverted back a week to "go learn how for the 2nd time" & one "will like it & enjoy it!" I'm a female in my 60s & can do better!
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so who is actually working?
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Does he do his push ups from his knees???
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Presidential fitness award???
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National Guard pullups
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He's just a schlub.
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Having fun in the gym...ignoring all America is about. Rule of law, medical/scientist experts researching vaccines and eradication of measles, making certain Americans are safe from Russian/China cyber attacks. Supporting women's voting rights? Oh...Hegseth said women don't have to right to vote.
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@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social nah you gon keep my branch out ya mouth on this one.

Someone just needs to tell that soft ass pussy hegseth to do it right or not at all.
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It’s not.. he’s just a loser
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Is it a pull up if you use your legs like that to assist🤷🏼‍♀️
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Major Micro Penis Energy!
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Look like he is a weak pussy. Sure he is an alpha male warrior.
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Yeah, I'd laugh too.
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It's a heave partway up.
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He didn't get all the way up. Probably what his wife says as well.
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marjorie taylor greene can do a better pull up than hegseth 😂
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Those two would make a great cage match.
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My teacher would have made him redo it till he got it right
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lol. Would he even pass the Presidential fitness test? He looks pretty lost at the Gym.
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What president??

Trump?? Yes

Reagan?? No
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Plenty of time to goof off in this administration
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An advertisement for dropping the physical health school trays.
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Man that don't pass in the Army either
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OMG! I’m a woman on SS with more muscle in my legs…he has chicken legs!!!
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Sitting on a barstool doing the beer can curls do not buff up the legs.😁😁
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Every marine/corpsman saw zero pull-ups and push ups from the dod secretary. Also since when are you allowed to do undergrip shouldn’t he be doing over grip
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hellava way to work off a hangover
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Don’t forget your participation ribbons and stickers on your way to the bar to celebrate.
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So he doesn’t even know how a real pull up looks like. Take steroids like that chum—-p RFK. Exercise properly or it’s not doing anything to help your muscles. That what exercise is supposed to do. I’m navy and I wouldn’t count that either. No rep. Failure.
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😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Why, does it come with a bottle of whiskey?
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That was called “cheating” back when we had to do pull-ups in gym class in elementary school.
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Yea, but you have to admit: Cheating an lying is the new "alpha" now.
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And despite all the cheating he still couldn't get his chin over the bar.

These people are the ones who want to bring back The Presidential Fitness Challenge?
If any one of them can do it, they can bring it back.

That's what I thought ...
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Are they filming a campaign for abstinence?
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All hat no cattle
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Is that a DUI pull-up?
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The steroid guy can do them. Hegseth should trade his bottle for the syringe.
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Maybe if there was a bottle of vodka above him…
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WTF is that⁉️
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Drunk again
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Let’s guess: Who takes synthetic steroids and who doesn’t … at least for now..
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A lot different from the ones we had to do in 7th grade P.E. too!😊
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Why is this important that cabinet secretaries can do pull-ups?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He’s even a cheater and fraud in pull-ups.
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The guy on the right in the background is even worse 😅
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Even I can do at least ONE pull-up.
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When I was in Basic the DI's would have made everybody keep doing pull-ups until Hegspeth got it right. Peer pressure is very effective. Unfortunately....
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I don't believe even Trump wants to be associated with that pathetic display.
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Only real men swing their knees
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I apologize
Any mention of marge and I must post this.
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😂
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Trying to buy momentum because he doesn’t have the strength
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the showgirls pool scene
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Her legs swing like her labia
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Guess who can't pass the presidential fitness test 😂
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Good lord.
What an embarrassment these guys are.
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Just 2 slimy gross dipshits in the gym 🤮
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Damn, I’m 65 and could do a better one than that.
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If it’s not in good form then it doesn’t count
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Or it's an all hat no cattle thing.
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My Army veteran husband says “hell, NO”.
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His boss’ pull-ups probably are different as well. Smellier.
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The warrior ethos was feeling shy that day.. lol
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why does he have to use his knees? But only 1 when I'm 5, 9 and 190 I can do ten. He is lame.
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WTF is that? Should be called a Venus Fly Trap Wuss Pull Up. Keep it honest. I can’t say I do pull ups if I’m going to do that crap. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Remember this contest? Same MO:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W39C7a9h43w
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ICE training programme ??.
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He wouldn’t have passed the old presidential physical fitness test we all had to take in junior high school. Such a Warfighter.
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He is obviously on steroids
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It’s the Presidential Physical Fitness Test Pull-up making its comeback.
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Did he lose some teeth there???
Can't believe I am saying this but...Margie did it better
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What is Heroin Harry laughing at??? Did he do any???🤔
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I take no pleasure in bringing this to your attention, @patrickwyman.bsky.social
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You take as much pleasure in showing it to me as I do in knowing he's a big-time soft boy
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Dishonorable form. The pull up of a coward and cheat.
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His chin still didn’t clear the bar, but he still looks so proud of his almost participated trophy
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That’s not a fucking pull-up. Weak piece of shit.
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DEI
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Our leader of the military can't do pull-ups and our president wears them
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Huggies' new motto "They're presidential!"
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🤩
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WOMP WOMP. Losers. Arseholes. Fools. Wannabes.
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Every Marine just belly laughed on this one for sure. 😂
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Did anyone repeatedly say meritocracy?🤭
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My 4'10" daughter is looking at that and snorting. Maybe she should show him how it's done.
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I was in the Army. It is not an Army thing. Of course I was active duty. Maybe it is a slowly promoted drunk reservist thing.
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One and done.
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Yuck
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Give him a break. How many pullups can you do drunk?
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It’s the alcohol.
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😂 he posted that? What a dweeb.
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Seriously! I’m no paragon of physical strength, but that was no pull up. And Hogsbreath doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who has a sense of humor to poke fun at himself.
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dweeb....haven't heard that in a minute 😂
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Bitchin!!
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Douche bags
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My Gunny wouldn't accept that weak ass shit either.
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They're trying to make up for lack of brains.
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Active Duty, Army Reserve & ANG soldiers must complete the Army Fitness Test. They must score at least 60 points in each event. Scores are recorded twice annually for AD personnel.
3-Repetition Maximum Deadlift (MDL)
Hand-Release Push-Up (HRP)
Sprint-Drag-Carry (SDC)
Plank (PLK)
Two-Mile Run (2MR)
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Good thing Kegsbreath’s service ended in 2021, as it is more than obvious he couldn't pass muster.

His recorded years in the ANG are:
2003–2006
2010–2014
2019–2021
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Wait till you see Trump try it.🤣
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🤣
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I’m embarrassed for him. The 50yr old women at my gym who have birthed and raised multiple children can do better pull ups than that.
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OH MY GOD..... I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!? THE FUCK IS PETE INJECTING INTO HIS MUSCLES!?
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AND GUESS WHAT. I DON'T FUCKING LIFT AT ALL.
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Pull ups are hard but I'm almost 80 and I can do better than that.
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I'm old enough to know better than to bother saying how old I am, have had two infarcts, nerve damage down the left & currently attempting to regrow the nerves on the right [accident in June].

And I KNOW I can do better than whatever the hell that was. 😂
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Does that even count as a pull up? 🤔
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He looks like a dying fish
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It could be his twentieth pull up (mmm, no I don’t think so)
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Always making excuses for mediocre white men
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Looks like Whiskey Dick has whiskey arms too.
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can’t even do a pull up
😂FFS
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It’s the DTs!
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Pretty pathetic
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Two idiots.
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Looks like someone isn't a big strongman warfighter.
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Maybe MTG should run the Dept. of Defense!!! 🤣
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Navy pull-ups looked better than this.
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WTF is that? Even MTG could kick his butt.
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The nose bump.😅😂🤣
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Wut?
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Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr are Geisha ~ Trained to entertain men with conversation, dance, and song. ~ for the Republican Political Party.
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💀
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Very very good. They are indeed geisha.
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No rep
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MAHA 🤣🤣🤣
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WTF?
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WARRIOR!
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As a side note, he is an Army Infantry Officer who never got thru Ranger. So he can talk about chin ups all he wants but he’ll never be tabbed. And that is what matters in the Army.
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That’s a no count struggle flap thing there.
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I thought he expected everybody to be in warrior shape.
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lol. Why would anyone post that? They are an administration of clowns.
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His knobby little knees 😂
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He cant do a pull up lol
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youtu.be/eGo4IYlbE5g?feature=shared
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Hegseth has the whimpiest legs.

Lets give him a chicken legs nickname and go
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JFC! I’m surprised he allowed this to be posted!!
I’m a 65 year old woman, who can’t do a pull up….but I look a sight better at not doing a pull up than Hegseth does!!
😬
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What the heck was that?
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