Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

March 04, 2026 - 20:58 UTC

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Windows 13 promises to power its latest generation AI models with real human hearts!
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Inconceivable plot twist.
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Still a better endeavor than ai
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"It's Clippy! They put bugs in him!"
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Bugs are everywhere, Cortana.
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When my Windows 666
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Xehanort would never sink to the level of making a windows
too sloppy
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damn, ultrakill's V1 os right here
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Windows 7 of light and Windows 13 of darkness.
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Mmmmaright time to get the keyblade
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Your password has expired, please enter a new password.

Good

Got it memorized?
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> Yes

I'M SO FLATTERED!!!

*PC overheats*
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They’re going to call it Sinxdoww
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In order to understand Windows 13, you must understand the background of Windows 3.11 Final Mix for Workgroups.
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yeah, sounds like something microsoft would do
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Don't lose your Registration χ
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That's okay, I can always χ-gen it.
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this is a new favorite post, god that's funny
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Nobody wants this
Windows 7 is the Key
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say fellas, did somebody mention the backdoor to darkness?
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So that's what Kingdom Hearts 4's been up to since the announcement
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oh Satya Nadella got norted, ok
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You mean Yaxsta?
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Windows 13/358 Days
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"Versus 13"
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I would list rumors about Windows 14, but I can't seem to remember any of them.
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Damn it Namine. Anyways. Come forth, Blue Eyes White Dragon.
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Swixwond
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And it'll have less original features than previous iterations.
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KINGDOM HEARTS IS...Linux?!
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i would believe this
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Have you heard of the critically acclaimed OS Windows 14?
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Windows 13: Death By Chain of Sleep Coded Drop Distance Re Mind
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having teams fill me with the power of darkness
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