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dying to know which vod this was from
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was wondering the same thing and found it
bsky.app/profile/oneirocosm.bsky.social/post/3ljcn3vprec2e

it was around 01:28:11 in this vod (will likely only be up for a couple more days)
www.twitch.tv/videos/2366029881?t=01h28m11s
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This is, bar none my favorite meme
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Mods? Put the chatter in the crystal.
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the laugh is so crazy lmfao
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i think i've watched this video probably a hundred times at this point. it's so good
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I feel like this is unused audio from an ATHF episode
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...I'm going to add this to my stream whenever I ban someone. WHEEZE
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Do you have the original of this I cannot find it for the life o me
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Barnacles, I hate the crystal
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This is literally what he does to Zelda in Ocarina of Time
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centuries could reference skyward sword
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Man is gonna put you in the crystal and hockey with it
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I'm in TEARS I was not expecting the voice shift ๐Ÿ’€
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This is one of my favorite videos all time
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do you have the original video for this? ive been looking around for it with no luck
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this feels like a jerma clip
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Streamer speciation to fill ecological niche left by jerma. Alternatively, it's like carcinization, that's just the optimal streamer form
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Everytime this creeps back into my feed, the repost button beckons me with dissonant whispers.
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That laugh is too good piched down looool
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fine, I'll stop looking at my phone during work hours. Jeez. Don't have to bring the crystal out.
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whos crystal do i have to hump to get the original clip around here!
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Cunty little Ganondorf
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Someone put me in the crystal, I want to nap in the most glamorous way possible.
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Live footage of Ganondorf capturing Zelda
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holy shit zelda was not in there for one minute i fucked around a LOT she musta got real bored
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A week in the crystal sounds somewhat boring, but it should give me time to formulate a more cohesive argument against your stance... very well, Mr. Ganondorf, I will accept this time within the crystal and I will return with more points to make.
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*making my case after a week of thoughtful deliberation inside the crystal*

ah shit got put back in the crystal again
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60 * 24 * 7 = 10,080 minutes in a week, meaning the time dilation factor of the crystal is 1:10,080

"Some people are in the crystal for a century"

Anyone put in the crystal for a century will experience 1,008,000 years of subjective time
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Or he could have meant some people have been in the crystal for what feels like a century TO THEM, which would mean they were actually in there for 5218 minutes or about 3.6 days
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Of course an NL clip would start with him reading "What the hell are you talking about?" in chat.
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and the chatter in question was probably like โ€œthat Alanis Morisette album wasnโ€™t very goodโ€
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The laugh really sells it.
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WB is about to copyright strike you for leaking the newest Smiling Friends character
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If 1 minute = 1 week in the crystal, then 52 minutes = 1 year.
That means that a century trapped in the crystal would be roughly 520 minutes, or 8 hours and 37 minutes, in 'real' time.
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The math ain't mathing.
5,200 minutes = 1 century
8 days, 14 hours, 40 minutes in the crystal
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That about how it feels to work an 8 hour day at work so yeah that sounds about right.
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This feels like a Smiling Friends Satan bit and I love it
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ALL YOU DID WAS CHANGE HIS PITCH AND IT'S PERFECT
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Damn, I didn't think this would pop off
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It's fucking inspired my dude I'm crying rn.
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This might actually be the best Ganonpost ive ever seen
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The more I see of this dude, the more I like him
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This is how it happens.

Youโ€™ll see a funny clip of one of his bits

Next thing you know, youโ€™re watching his stream and heโ€™s scolding you for not starting a garden in your backyard or doing your laundry enough

The NL pipeline
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