Ordered Insomnia Cookies, came downstairs and saw through the window by the door they might have been delivered. Pressed my face up to the window to be sure, made exactly this face when confirmed.

Looked up, delivery driver still present. There was eye contact.

Am cookie sicko.

August 21, 2025 - 02:02 UTC

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You need to get out more, Grasshopper.
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I’ve been “out” and have seen enough. The cookies are here, the real sickos are out there. Will remain cookie sicko from the comfort and safety of my living room, thank you very much.
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