March 19, 2026 - 23:27 UTC

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lol I want to know how long until he actually sees this
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Be shocking if he didn't already know this was coming
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I did not know how badly I needed this laugh. Thank you!
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with apologies to @diedrichbader.bsky.social
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I read it in his voice. 😄
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Let's be honest, Diedrich actually looked pretty good.

He didn't really need a million dollars, he needed, like, to stop hooting and hollering about the breast exam commercials.
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Huh. I never watched Office Space, so I didn't know he was in it.

(He's absolutely hilarious in Balls of Fury, if you haven't seen it.)
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I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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I don’t think he’d mind tbh
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holy shit, based bader
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*chef's kiss*
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seething. can't believe i didnt think of this
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I would do nothing.
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Always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were the Lisan al-Gaib I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with death cults.
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Thank you, my husband and I cackled like hornwitches.
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absolutely diabolical instant ratio 💔
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I had no choice it was right there
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I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past,
Two chicks at the same time, man.
Cuz chicks dig dudes with spice.
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Man I really needed this tonight
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People are mad about this name, but it's what Brian Herbert said his dad wanted to name it if there was ever a third movie, because, like the desert planet of Arakis, it would be super hot.
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Yeah sure, just like how Brian “found” those notes from his father about how Dune was supposed to wrap up after Chapterhouse.
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bsky.app/profile/okayguy.cool/post/3mhbnmidmw22p
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